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Apparently knowledge of anatomy was not a part of Polynesian mythology. Even without the teeth, what way out exactly did he plan to take?
> hentai artists
> Polynesian mythmakers
> having no idea where the fuck a vagina ends
not true, from what I’ve seen of the hentai arts, I believe the vagina ends in the lungs.
To be fair, nobody said that goddess anatomy is at all the same as human anatomy.
She at least has obsidian teeth in her vagina, like most people.
Those people with the cheap plastic teeth are the worst.
Gods are crazy, that’s a given.
My question is, how tf was that going to get humans to immortality?
Technically the vagina is open to the inside of the body via the end of the fallopian tubes. But then once lose in the abdomen i don’t see a route to the mouth
Also how big is said goddess? Maybe the imagery was supposed to be similar to Maui being like water. The path isn’t direct from mouth to eurethera, but maybe he can be absorbed through barriers as well.
Also… Why did we skip over how that would make humans immortal?
Also… Why did we skip over how that would make humans immortal?
Well if we knew that we’d be immortal of course!
He was banking on gingivitis vaginalis, which would let him slip into the blood stream and be carried to the lungs. Once in the lungs, right before leaving for the left atrium (where the blood-pressure is the lowest) he planned on making a small incision into the lung. From here it was just a matter of crawling up.
So, Moana 3 is at least half written. I like the new direction they’re taking it.
Okayokay, neverminding the teeth and the SA of it all… why would that make mankind immortal?
Why wouldn’t it?
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Idk the myth but guessing it’s a stowaway tactic. Get into her body while she doesn’t know, she heads back to her palace unaware, he sneaks out in the middle of the night to get some immortality elixir.
Inquiring minds want to know, how was tunneling through the goddess’s kooch supposed to make mankind immortal?
You un-birth into immortality.
For the record: This seems to be a specific story from to Māori/Aotearoa branch of Māui Mythology. Not the Hawaiian branch. At least as far as a quick wikipedia search can tell.
Ah, the classic vagina dentata trap. Always practice safer sex and check for teeth first, guys!
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This is why I never use condoms, cause the teeth would just tear the condom anyway
Idk, your mom didn’t rip the condom last night… But then again I had paid her extra to take out her dentures. /s
You let her rest in peace!
Apparently that’s the Maori story, not the Hawaiian version.
What can I saaay except HOLY FUCK!
Vagina dentata!
Now, that’s a movie I’d watch.
I’ll put THAT on pizza
