…but none of it is canon.
Thank you, I came to see if this had been posted. I need this humor to deal with this bull shit.
Michael Scott is really the perfect personnification!
Absolutely brilliant Trump. And now that you are at it, why not declare China a US territory too?
I wonder why nobody thought of that before? I guess it’s because they don’t have big brains. 🤡 🤢 🤣Why not Taiwan? Then TSMC doesn’t have to build factories in the US.
Too late, China called dibs.
Oh I thought he already did that. Must have slipped his mind. 😋
Hey poster, can you post a non amp link instead?
Here you are:
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6030671-trump-says-strait-of-hormuz-us-territory/Fixed it. Sorry
😀 👍
it’s an oldie but it checks out.
I’ll declare myself President of the United States.
Difference is I’d actually show up and do a better job.
Why not just follow Israel’s lead and declare all other countries and the buildings and homes in them property of the United States?
Then everyone else becomes a criminal tresspasser terrorist and they have to do what we say because they’re bad and we’re right and it’s normal and reasonable for us to zip tie a man’s peener and parade him naked in front of his family, and shoot the kids if they so much as look at the rocks that are everywhere because we smashed their neighbors house into rubble the day before.
I can declare whatever the fuck I want but it doesn’t make it real you fuckass
I have just now declared that the USA is my territory.
See, nobody cares.
Isn’t it already in Iranian AND Omani waters? You can’t just claim something someone already owns…especially a country you’re not at war with (Oman).
You can’t just claim something someone already owns…especially a country you’re not at war with (Oman).
Buddy…
Most wars start because someone claimed someone else’s territory…
Yeah, anyone can claim whatever they want. Making other people respect your claim is the hard part.
Alright. Thats it. I’ve had enough of these territory disputes. I declaire all of existence to be my territory. Yep. Every single atom that exists. All mine. I own everything now.
And for anyone who wishes to dispute this, the process is simple. Just take a number, use your toungue to write out a letter of dispute, directly onto my butthole! Anyone who doesn’t do this respects my claim to everything.
US colonialism has entered the chat
And I declare that trump’s rectum is a Putin territory.
Iran should declare Florida an Iranian territory.
It’s all theirs
Please take it. We don’t need it any more. Plus you get all the scientologists.
There is a far greater senility problem, than anyone could ever accuse Biden of having. The problem is greater because he has no handlers around him to filter the stupid.
Trump also announced a few weeks ago that the US would collect 20% tarrifs/tolls on all shipments in the SoH. He had to walk back the stupid 2 days later. The only path towards the stupidity becoming reality is if Iran or Oman becomes a US territory, although planting a US flag on a small rock near the SoH, and setting a precedent of whoever controls that rock has territorial control over the SoH (pure stupid), would legitimize Iran’s full claim, after they kill all US troops on the rock.
This would justify immediate impeachment, or to at least force another cognitive test at congress’s request for review by congress.
According to United States law, any children born in United States territory is considered an US citizen and regardless of the claim being legitimate or not according to the US it is their territory, therefore any child born there would be considered US citizen, basically allowing in free immigration from Iran.
Republicans already seem intent on nullifying birthright citizenship, not that it would stop them from simply ignoring laws they don’t like anyway…
Do you have a flag?
Damn…I thought I was the emperor of the universe 😞
