Prompted by an Iranian assassination threat, Donald Trump departed on a secret military flight in an extraordinary ruse that involved hiding the president in an airport catering cart, according to reporting from the Washington Post and the New York Times.
He wanted to open the straight of hummus.
The reflecting pool is still “the strait of warm ooze”
Meaning the staff and reporters on the other plane were being used as decoys without their knowledge or consent.
That’s pretty fucked up.
There’s never going to an end to the documentaries made about this presidency, is there?
Depends. Hollywood will never have the spine to depict him honestly, but if American media continues its decline and loses its stranglehold on popular culture then the floodgates will open.
Honestly, with the way things are going in this nation, we’re probably going to be too worried about a myriad of other things to give a shit about this rapist’s documentaries.
It is since referred to by staff as the shit cart
Shit cart 1
Maybe he could smell himself in there
“Damn! Why does this food cart smell like shit?”
That’s just the President’s’ McDonald’s lunch.
what they let 'em out for?
eating the product
Edit: there’s a much better joke about giving it the Taylor farms treatment that I didn’t think about quick enough
Elaborate ruse Is a bit dramatic here. This has all the complexity of a bugs bunny sketch.
“Ummm yeah, right. We hid him in the catering cart. He totally didn’t get stuck in there when he thought he saw loose McDonald’s fries on the floor of the cart.”
I’ve seen how some of this shit works. They’re not magically smarter than you. People in these kinds of positions sometimes just do shit because they think it sounds cool and they’re bored.
I hope there’s a VEEP/Arrested Development like show about this cartoonish presidency in a couple years. There’s so much material.
Veep is severely underrated imo.
It would be an absolute 👨🍳 💋 if they cast the SNL actors who portray them in the series too lol
Wouldn’t someone have noticed the smell?
Now the whole plane smells like fake tan.
“Why does this food smell like somebody died shitting themselves?”
It must’ve been a huge cart to fit that blubber filled tub of syphilis.
Imagine secret service trying to push the largest food cart to the plane lol. “I’m not payed enough for this shit”
Sorry. No way Fatty McRapist is getting into a catering cart. Maybe the back of a catering van. Assuming you bleach it before putting food back in it.
don’t do caterers like that. they’d tie his leash to the bumper at most
It sounds like it was like a wheeled trolley you’d see in a hotel hallway, but I think it was actually a cargo container of some sort used to load catering cargo on and off the plane. Although I’m not completely dismissing the image of him crouched under a tablecloth being wheeled down the tarmac by a butler concealing an MP5.
What a coward! 😂😂😂😂
Chicken was on the menu.
Chicken TACO
Hahaha.
I hope he loves in fear. He did all of that. He ruined the fucking nuclear treaty, he invaded when that went to shit, and now he’s losing a war.
What a fucking goddamn dumbass. I hope he never rests well again.
He’s always lived in fear. He has no friends.
