NOPE

Thrill Kill

Hey look, an “elite” with absolutely no concept of how actual reality works, who’s just trying to stir up a base consisting of people with IQs smaller than their shoe size.

I promise you, if I could stay home all day and play video games by somehow using free healthcare, I’d be doing it.

Two courses of action.

1. You detain and tie up the Ramirez already inside, just in case. Then you let the Ramirez outside in and do the same. You proceed trying to figure out what’s going on. Who is the real one? Problem with this scenario is now you 100% have the fake one inside with you.

2. You detain and tie up the Ramirez already inside, just in case. You leave the one outside to die. Unethical, but now there’s only a 50/50 chance the one inside with you is the fake one.

Alternate option if you’re feeling really unethical is you just instantly kill the one already inside and also leave the one outside to die. Technically the safest option.

Go on Google Maps and go to South America. Start pretty zoomed out then start zooming in a bit and you’ll start to see all the grey, light green, and brown areas eating away at the dark green areas that are the Amazon like a cancer killing its host. A ton of it is already gone. Another few generations and it’ll disappear.

GUMMI BEARS, BOUNCING HERE AND THERE AND EVERYWHERE!!!

Also, literally eating gummi bears right now.

Anything with the word “premium” attached to it goes on my ignore list.

There are so many games out there these days that I really don’t feel pressure to buy any single title.

Hmm.

Economy go CRASH every time Republicans are in charge.

Hmmm.

Nah, we should definitely whine about a war going on between two other nations on the other side of the planet and boot the team that was recovering our economy by voting 3rd party or not voting at all.

That’s working out great for us.

Because there’s not a lot of brain cells in .ml and they are confidently incorrect on a regular basis.

Masks off.

This country has always been pretty awful.

We just had a short golden age where we taxed the fuck out of rich people and were simultaneously benefitting from the spoils of a World War.

Millennial about to turn 41.

I’m tired.

I’m not particularly fond of my fellow Americans anymore.

And I don’t have an ounce of patriotism left.

This country can go ahead and fuck itself. Which it appears to be doing pretty thoroughly. Dumbest fucking country in the history of the world if you take into account its wealth and influence compared to its quality of life and happiness index.

Weighing how much effort/money it would take to get Canadian citizenship and whether I have that kind of energy left in me.

In 1995 I considered movies from 1965 old. So, yes.

Translation: Stupid Americans Vote For Felon Rapist Traitor To Increase Cost Of Living

Just throwing this out there.

If you expect conservatives to learn anything from this experience, I can promise you on my life that they won’t. They will not deviate from voting R under any circumstance in existence.

Best we can hope for is independents getting a clue and helping swing the next election, if there is one, back to the grownup party.

Not holding my breath though. This is a very, very stupid generation of Americans.

“We just have to stick with him and things will get better.” - Loser Conservatives

Easy.

Someone from that island hurt Trump’s feefees 3 decades ago.

Nuclear proliferation is just incredibly risky

You could argue, convincingly, that it’s incredibly risky not to.

Ukraine.

They made a deal with Russia to give up their nukes in exchange for Russia never invading them. Fast forward a handful of years and Russia invades them and they have no nukes as deterrent.

We’re moving into a future where everyone is going to need nukes as a deterrent from being invaded.

Sucks, but humans are stupid, violent animals.

Well, they share a very long border with what is now an enemy. So yeah, probably.

Animals don’t belong in places that sell food. Animals don’t belong in office supply stores. Animals don’t belong in post offices. Animals don’t belong in any business other than a vet’s office or pet supply store that specifically allows them.

If you can’t train your animal to be home alone long enough for you to run some errands, then you shouldn’t own a pet.

I work on a help desk. We hired multiple Zoomers and they literally don’t understand how computers work. They don’t know what the registry is. Or what POST means. Or how to properly back up a user’s data without using automated software.

They’re fucking dumb. Nice. But dumb.