So fucking stupid. This will absolutely work its way into a Hallmark movie.

Just imagine how chill the world would be if we were all a bunch of goobers?

I long for the day 🥰

My mom got me this folding LED desk lamp that I use for electronic repair work. She got it when TEMU first came out, so It’s got that quality you’d expect from such platforms. I don’t use it often, but when I need a lot of light in the living room, it comes in clutch!

I think I was around 13. Repressed it about as much as I could.

Dang

I cannot attest for the content of these links, but here it is on archive.org. Link

Edit: It is shit quality, but I’m sure you could locate a better version of it that way?

Hey Evangelical Zionists, Israel just attacked a Christmas celebration. The IDF just forcibly dispersed a group of Christians who were practicing their religion. This is outrageous, right?

We were outraged when the anti-Christian violence in Nigeria was brought up recently, so surely we are livid about this, right?

We should condemn Israel’s actions in the strongest possible terms, right? Sanctions might even be in order!

The White House needs to get out in front of this, to show our steadfast support of protecting Christian’s worldwide. The anti-Christian violence in the Middle East, committed by the Israeli state, must stop!

I’ve been quite active lately at work, so I expect to perform quite well at the feats of strength.

Damn, those DSL’s though…

That’s a-maize-ing!

The IDF should all be put down, as the monsters they are. Seriously, they’d make better mulch than anything else. All of them. In a pile. For the world to see.

Fuck Hillary Clinton. Was she ever “in touch” with the world, or has she always been this way?

I long for the day to see AIPAC dismantled. The tide will turn, eventually.

Ali G got all of the British politicians in a room, spiked the tea with Mary Jane, and got them all talking. They ended up solving world hunger, poverty, or something else.

Takes one to know one!

lol ok there buddy. Keep using characters that no one knows about?

That is not an attack. Literally no one knows what that letter-thing is. It makes it incredibly difficult to read at first glance.

🤦🏻‍♀️ Dad, stop.

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH