Tomato is a fruit.
Intelligence is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put tomato in a fruit salad.
Intelligence is knowing Pineapple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing it belongs on pizza.
If you’ve had fresh tomatoes that ripened on the plant you KNOW they can swing both ways.
so is wheat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit
In common language and culinary usage, fruit normally means the seed-associated fleshy structures (or produce) of plants that are typically sweet (or sour) and edible in the raw state, such as apples, bananas, grapes, lemons, oranges, and strawberries. In botanical usage, the term fruit includes many structures that are not commonly called as such in everyday language, such as nuts, bean pods, corn kernels, tomatoes, and wheat grains.
These are strange times for Fruit club. Strange times…
I thought wheat was a grain?
Grains are fruits
All seeds are fruits, right?
Fruits contain seeds
Apparently it is both
AN OTTER??? HERE??? AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
pets the cute mod
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I looked for a photo of a sea otter with fruit, but all I got was AI slop. So here is one enjoying some crunchy

If you are using google type before:2020, after your search query, to remove ai. Idk about other search engines.

What a scrungy otter 😄
Thank you for the tip, I’ll try to remember that one
Wheat seeds are apparently called wheat berrys.
We don’t usually eat the wheat’s fruit. Instead we use expensive machines to get every last of it away from the grain.
The joke would have worked just fine had it said “Refill Octopus Cartridge” or literally any of a thousand other food options.
Going for the ink pun, I see you
Food is mostly made of sugar, complex carbs, fat, and protein. You could probably make a pretty decent printer with a dozen cartridges, and fructose would be a reasonable choice for one of them. The pizza isn’t going to taste right without fructose in the tomato sauce.
Yeah it’s a joke but I’m getting into multi-material printing and printed food is actually a super interesting application.
Umami cartridge low.
“What the fuck is an umami?”
I look at it all as bullshit.
But really to me it’s how your body responds to something with saliva.
Something salty you salivate, sour you salivate, umami you salivate but how quickly, how much, and how long vary based upon the sensation.
Umami basically means you salivate slowly for a long time which helps your stomach get ready to break down proteins apparently.
Scientifically, yes. Culinarily, no
Pizza is a vegetable
Need the fruit cartridge for the tomatoes
No, it’s used for leaving the ID of the printer, just in case you will use it to print cheese pizza or cheese salsa aubergine macaroni.
And the chili’s
It uses lemons for invisible ink used to embed its own serial code in case you try illegally printing truffles or something.
Which is absolutely delicious. A little lemon goes a long way. It’ll elevate your home cooking more than you think.
Well duh, the printer was out of Pineapple
You wouldn’t download a pizza
Even if he finds it, that print is going to fail half way through. He is going to be eating half a pizza and half pizza flavored spaghetti.
You’d think it’s a first world problem, but as people grew to rely on it, conventional food shops and restaurants dwindled, and now for many people this is their only reliable food source. Well, “reliable”. Smh.
I didn’t know HP made 3D printers.
Neither did I, but unfortunately they do
So satire was probably caught again by reality…
That’s obviously wrong, we all know pizza is a vegetable
https://archive.nytimes.com/well.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/11/15/at-schools-making-pizza-a-vegetable/
That’s whatcha get for buying a bamboo printer.
As someone who has hating doing IT support for printers for the last 18 years… This hurts me a little bit mentally.
I’m sure there’s some other comic in the same aspect that involves Microsoft Excel that I have hated since 2003… (When I was doing a year 9 highschool assignment)
I wonder from which fruit they make the cheese, or it is separate cartridge aside of meat and flour?
You mean there is no dairy cartridge?
See? Pineapple pizza is evil.










