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EfreetSK@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 27 days ago

Future Problems [Ryan Rds.]

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Future Problems [Ryan Rds.]

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EfreetSK@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 27 days ago
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Source: https://rdstonowhere.tumblr.com/post/823475705704857600/future-problems

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  • actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
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    27 days ago

    Tomato is a fruit.

    • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
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      Intelligence is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put tomato in a fruit salad.

      • cannedtuna@lemmy.worldM
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        Intelligence is knowing Pineapple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing it belongs on pizza.

      • Leviathan@lemmy.world
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        If you’ve had fresh tomatoes that ripened on the plant you KNOW they can swing both ways.

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      27 days ago

      so is wheat

      • Otter@lemmy.caM
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        27 days ago

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit

        In common language and culinary usage, fruit normally means the seed-associated fleshy structures (or produce) of plants that are typically sweet (or sour) and edible in the raw state, such as apples, bananas, grapes, lemons, oranges, and strawberries. In botanical usage, the term fruit includes many structures that are not commonly called as such in everyday language, such as nuts, bean pods, corn kernels, tomatoes, and wheat grains.

        These are strange times for Fruit club. Strange times…

      • zewm@lemmy.world
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        27 days ago

        I thought wheat was a grain?

        • ray@sh.itjust.works
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          27 days ago

          Grains are fruits

          • TurboWafflz@lemmy.world
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            27 days ago

            All seeds are fruits, right?

            • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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              27 days ago

              Fruits contain seeds

        • Otter@lemmy.caM
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          27 days ago

          Apparently it is both

          • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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            27 days ago

            AN OTTER??? HERE??? AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

            pets the cute mod

            • Otter@lemmy.caM
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              27 days ago

              🙂‍↕️

              I looked for a photo of a sea otter with fruit, but all I got was AI slop. So here is one enjoying some crunchy

              • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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                If you are using google type before:2020, after your search query, to remove ai. Idk about other search engines.

                • Otter@lemmy.caM
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                  What a scrungy otter 😄

                  Thank you for the tip, I’ll try to remember that one

        • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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          Wheat seeds are apparently called wheat berrys.

      • marcos@lemmy.world
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        We don’t usually eat the wheat’s fruit. Instead we use expensive machines to get every last of it away from the grain.

    • GraniteM@lemmy.world
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      The joke would have worked just fine had it said “Refill Octopus Cartridge” or literally any of a thousand other food options.

      • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
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        27 days ago

        Going for the ink pun, I see you

      • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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        Food is mostly made of sugar, complex carbs, fat, and protein. You could probably make a pretty decent printer with a dozen cartridges, and fructose would be a reasonable choice for one of them. The pizza isn’t going to taste right without fructose in the tomato sauce.

        Yeah it’s a joke but I’m getting into multi-material printing and printed food is actually a super interesting application.

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          26 days ago

          Umami cartridge low.

          “What the fuck is an umami?”

          • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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            I look at it all as bullshit.

            But really to me it’s how your body responds to something with saliva.

            Something salty you salivate, sour you salivate, umami you salivate but how quickly, how much, and how long vary based upon the sensation.

            Umami basically means you salivate slowly for a long time which helps your stomach get ready to break down proteins apparently.

    • Taldan@lemmy.world
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      Scientifically, yes. Culinarily, no

    • Gork@sopuli.xyz
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      27 days ago

      Pizza is a vegetable

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    Need the fruit cartridge for the tomatoes

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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      No, it’s used for leaving the ID of the printer, just in case you will use it to print cheese pizza or cheese salsa aubergine macaroni.

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      26 days ago

      And the chili’s

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    It uses lemons for invisible ink used to embed its own serial code in case you try illegally printing truffles or something.

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      Which is absolutely delicious. A little lemon goes a long way. It’ll elevate your home cooking more than you think.

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    27 days ago

    Well duh, the printer was out of Pineapple

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    26 days ago

    You wouldn’t download a pizza

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    Even if he finds it, that print is going to fail half way through. He is going to be eating half a pizza and half pizza flavored spaghetti.

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    You’d think it’s a first world problem, but as people grew to rely on it, conventional food shops and restaurants dwindled, and now for many people this is their only reliable food source. Well, “reliable”. Smh.

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    I didn’t know HP made 3D printers.

    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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      Neither did I, but unfortunately they do

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        So satire was probably caught again by reality…

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    That’s obviously wrong, we all know pizza is a vegetable

    https://archive.nytimes.com/well.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/11/15/at-schools-making-pizza-a-vegetable/

  • this@sh.itjust.works
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    That’s whatcha get for buying a bamboo printer.

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    As someone who has hating doing IT support for printers for the last 18 years… This hurts me a little bit mentally.

    I’m sure there’s some other comic in the same aspect that involves Microsoft Excel that I have hated since 2003… (When I was doing a year 9 highschool assignment)

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    I wonder from which fruit they make the cheese, or it is separate cartridge aside of meat and flour?

    • Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      You mean there is no dairy cartridge?

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    See? Pineapple pizza is evil.

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