It was still alive, and slithered and squirmed on the surgical table.
Great.
Google how do I delete someone else’s account
*how to delete my eyes
If it’s Instagram you can ask their AI to do it for you.
Use a better search like Bing or duckduckgo. googol sucks and was never any good.
The man’s only recollection of a possible exposure was eating raw snake meat during military service 50 years prior.
Based
Oh, it’s just baby snakes
Oh, thank god the snake meat I ate during military service 50 years ago was cooked! 🥴
Hooray for hazing.
It’s not hazing. I’ll bet it was during the Cobra Gold exercise, during which Thailand hosts various militaries including the US Marines. Part of the training traded is survival skills specific to the jungle environments Thailand provides, which includes eating of animals, dead or alive. Spiders, scorpions, snakes… one of the traditional hallmarks being the drinking of cobra blood as an alternative to being able to find clean water.
Humans aren’t a definitive host for the worms, and they become destined to aimlessly wander through our meat sacks.
What a way with words!
What are they surviving on? It ain’t like I got a pantry of snacks hidden in my groin.
Good point, I didn’t think about that. I get how they survive in the intestines but in the crotchal region what are they nibbling on?
You should try it. Makes first dates really interesting.
I’m sure the worm was equally surprised to find the doctors
Oh, I’m glad I found you, doc, please fix this cat I’ve been living in, it’s layout is all wrong, I think he’s very sick! Please save him, he’s very important to me!
Well when I had elective surgery they found a live anaconda in my groin
….
I’ll show myself out…
Was it dead?
Hard to tell.
I’ve got a bone to pick with that comment
Erection.
Rigor mortis, stiff as a board
Fuck this so much
“Hey babe, I got ten inches in my pants…”
“Probably not the type that you’d like tho.”
… his wife was categorically against this surgery, and requested they reverse it immediately. Put it back!
Nope. Nope nope nope.
Quote: “Adding to the oddity, the man told the surgeons that this had actually happened to him before…”
Sounds like he drinks unboiled lake/river water. Gross.
Lifespan was 20-30 years. Least it could have done was pick up a case of beer.
In worm lore they’re piloting this dude like an eva and their bravest keep getting taken by malevolent gods
You must be watching the (very) wrong version of Ratatouille.
Yeah it’s better in the original Korean
The what now?
Korean Ratatouille is a KDrama that involves the mystery of “Who left this giant green and purple turd on the table?”
(if you know what KDrama that’s actually from I’ve been wondering for years)
Good thing he got to worm his way out of this dilemma.
I can’t tell if I’m more upset by the article or the fact that I laughed at this
Lovely. Encountered this post while eating and as I’m about to be full.
raw snake meat??
Something something monkey paw
