Or just electro shock collars

TIL! Thanks stranger!

Shrimp pistol? As in little penis?

Nicely drawn, but very strange tattoo to get.

… his wife was categorically against this surgery, and requested they reverse it immediately. Put it back!

Are we sure she didn’t kick him out? Seems very sus

Infrastructure? More like into pockets of oil and gas billionaires. I doubt they invest anything more into the infrastructure than they absolutely have to. Bare minimum if that.

Not my dodge truck! Oh, wait…

The way all months should be! There’s a calendar that does this for 13 months with one extra day for new years. But our society is too busy killing each other over money to switch to it.