Not kids… this is definitely grown friends.
Grown kids and their friends?
that isn’t the result of kids, that’s the result of unsupervised kids.
It’s gotta be an adult-sized person.
unsupervised adult sized person
In the 1990s we were unsupervised 90% of the time between school and bedtime.
This was done by full grown adults. Children do not have the focus and determination to do something this involved. At most they would smear some windows before they got bored and moved on. Only adults have the drive and focus to cover an entire car in peanut butter and whatever those balls are. Not to mention the money. That’s easily $60 worth of peanut butter.
unsupervised adults then
I support a woman’s right to an abortion, at any point.
Any point before birth. right?
That wasn’t kids. That was a jilted lover
Oh, peanut butter. Whew.
The inclusion of actual peanuts makes me wonder if this was done to someone with a peanut allergy
Is that not attempted murder? You don’t fuck around with peanut allergies.
What would happen if you hit someone with a peanut allergy with that car by accident?
Straight to jail.
I’m allergic to grass, does you mowing the lawn constitute the same thing?
Don’t be silly. Pretty sure hay fever doesn’t send you info anaphylactic shock.
Edit: I feel the irony of a plantfanatic being allergic to grass, though. :)
You seriously think that only peanut allergies can cause death or anaphylactic shock…?
Not too bright, are you.
Says the one that putting peanuts on something is attempted murder.
Lol.
Everything isn’t about you.
I think those are olives
Think you’re right. What a tasty snack
Best birthday present for any dog.
False.
What child would have access to that much peanut-butter? If they had access to that much peanut-butter, which I believe that we can all agree is an irresponsible amount of peanut-butter, then this is just a natural consequence.
This feels more like a blue-collar prank.
Source: As a low-wage EMT we covered a coworker’s Jeep in butter and tortillas one night because why not.
That’s quite a lot of peanut butter. Is that also like peanuts just dumped on the hood?
This both brutally cruel and absolutely hilarious. I can’t figure out if I would ground those kids or reward them for creativity and effort.
At work it’s common to say “peanut butter over…” Meaning someone is spread over lots of tasks in a chain instead of just doing one task. Next time someone says it I’m sending them this.
Glad my picture is doing good out in the real world
Doing the lord’s work 🤣🤣🤣
Just keeping the population at replacement level
Awful.
Best use for peanut butter.
*cars.
