excessive job stress, social pressure, past sexual experiences, and weak religious practice

Yeah, having past sexual experiences with a same-sex partner will do that.

That dude looks stressed as fuck.

lol, good luck with my flat affect autism.

all the tribesmen were scared of him and kept calling him the people eater LOL. Savage.

Empathy and kindness in parenting.

Yo, that’s dope. How did you come across this knowledge? (Actual question. I am hoping that you are educated in the area and can recommend some books … because I am old and enjoy books.)

A chimpanzee desperately trying to convince you that he is Abraham Lincoln. He does not know that Abraham Lincoln is long dead. You don’t know what his endgame is.

Oh, he’s going to be found dead soon.

Well damn. Thank you for that.

? What?

Because he’s a special baby snowflake.

Well, I hope it works out for them.

False.

What child would have access to that much peanut-butter? If they had access to that much peanut-butter, which I believe that we can all agree is an irresponsible amount of peanut-butter, then this is just a natural consequence.

This feels more like a blue-collar prank.

Source: As a low-wage EMT we covered a coworker’s Jeep in butter and tortillas one night because why not.