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  • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world
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    Isn’t that the chemical weapon from The Rock ?

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        Wouldn’t it have been better if he just let it roll away from him?

        Is been a long time since I’ve watched the movie

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          The antidote seemed pretty harsh

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            Imagine injecting yourself with pure bees. D:

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              NOT THE BEES!!!

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            The true antidote is thermite plasma. 40 tons of that stuff applied directly to the forehead will prevent you from dying of VX

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          There were hostages on the island and if the pearl popped it would infect all of the hostages and possibly caught the wind to disperse over part of SF. Even one would have killed hundreds of people.

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          If it hit the water it would probably be fine water is very good at diluting stuff.

          Japan dumped the radioactive water they had from the meltdown and nothing really bad happened because again large bodies of water are great at diluting stuff.

          The only thing I can think of is if there was ground below it could have cracked and possibly got to the hostages.

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      Yes, and once-upon-a-time (if I’m remembering correctly) Condoleeza Rice and/or Colin Powell cited this device as evidence of WMDs in Iraq to the United Nations Security Council.

      • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world
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        Holy shit really?! 😂

    • raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world
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      Nah, these are just vaginal beads ;p

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        My uncle ben wa would like them back pls

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    So post a picture of a prop from the movie The Rock and you can fool tardbags about anything at all huh?

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      MAGAts have a hard time distinguishing fact from fiction so yes.

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      I don’t think the AI that was prompted to create their image knows that’s from a movie.

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        It’s not AI it’s an image that’s been floating around the internet used in memes/shitposts for ages. Jesus !@#%^ing christ
        https://www.reddit.com/r/90s/comments/1072edo/hmm/

        • Jumi@lemmy.world
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          You can say fuck on the internet

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          It’s not AI it’s an image that’s been floating around the internet used in memes/shitposts for ages.

          Oh okay.

          Jesus !@#%^ing christ

          ??? You’re angry at someone for not knowing everything?

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            No, just fed up with the state of things.

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              That’s definitely not how it came across to me (and apparently, several other people).

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          Fuck off with this meaningless aggression! Toxicity breeds toxicity.

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            Fuck off with that foul retort! Being toxic in response to toxicity is toxic! That makes you DOUBLE TOXIC!

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              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance

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              Fuck off with the fucking off yer making it TRIPLE TOXIC and our toxic budget is already blown!

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    The Rock was the basis for false descriptions of the Iraqi chemical weapons program. Britain’s Secret Intelligence Service was led to believe Saddam Hussein was continuing to produce weapons of mass destruction by a false agent who based his reports on The Rock, according to the Chilcot Inquiry. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rock_(film)

    Time is a flat circle

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    The McAfee account has to be a larp account, right? I mean, I know the real McAfee is an actual psycho, but thats not actually him, right?

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      Reminder: the “verified” mark only means “I am paying $8/month to the richest asshole in the world”

      Any scammer can be “verified”

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      He is also very very dead. 👻

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      Dude died years ago. So either McAffee is so fucking persistent even killing it won’t stop it/him. Or it’s someone fucking around under his name.

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      It’s got the blue check mark, so it must be him. /s

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      getting news from a man whose brain was rotted by bath salts is a choice. it’s not like he had a solid grip on reality before that, and also doesn’t help that he’s buried for five years

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    Dear God.

    We need to pull Sean Connery out of retirement to save us from The Rock and hardplace we find ourselves stuck in between.

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      Oh he dead tho

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        Wow, i genuinely didnt know.

        How the hell did he pass without there being a big hullabaloo over it.

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          He died about a week before Alex Trebek died.

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            Now I heard about Alex Trebek. That one made me sad.

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        Fine, call the necromancers!

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        Son of a bitch! (In my best Connery imitation)

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    Americans: We are not stupid. Thats just a stereotype.

    Also Americans:

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      We’re not all stupid, just a frustrating number of us

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        You’d sound a lot less dumb if you didn’t give the dumbest people the loudest voices. Like I’m not advocating for bullying to happen, but some people need to be made fun of

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      I mean, I’d take that over the germ warfare labs China was funding in garages a few years ago in the US given the option.

      https://californiaglobe.com/articles/was-illegal-chinese-covid-lab-in-reedley-a-ccp-biowarfare-lab/

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        You’re stupid

        Don’t breed

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        You mean Israel? https://www.ktnv.com/news/crime/police-source-describes-falling-deathly-ill-after-entering-garage-where-illegal-lab-was-found

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    Damn its just like that movie, The Rock!

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    A really elegant string of pearls configuration.

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    Caches of dihydrogen-oxide were discovered, a chemical which if inhaled can asphyxiate and cause death. The chemical was cleverly disguised with sweeteners and packed in containers making it look like a harmless treat.

    WARN YOUR CHILDREN!!!

    (Ie they found a six-pack of Sprite)

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    I’m going to write a strongly-worded letter to the president of Antifa about their use of chemical weapons.

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      Just remember to use enough leftist buzzwords, then people within antifa will start to cancel each other for “problematic behavior”.

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    Suuuuuure. Antifa is so fucking dumb, their genius plan is to sabotage the reflection pool, because that is the thing that will tear down the power of fascists. Hmm hmm, yeah sounds legit. For sure a better explenation than the corrupt guy getting the job because he’s buddies with Trump, without any consideration for any other company, while he cuts corners and cheaps out on shit which ends up with a lowsy job. Suuuuure. The guy looks super trustworthy, and totally not like a Disney villain, so he must be doing a good job. I mean, Trump personally chose him, and Trump is a god so he cannot make bad decisions, he never ever did in his entire life, even molesting kids was a great decision… Right?.. Right? But by sabotaging the reflection pool, antifa will be able to win the fight against Trump and his fascist oligarchs. Yeah, this is what they came up with.

    Anyone who believes this shit must have just enough braincells to be able to breath.

    The desperation in covering up the lost war against Iran is now so pathetic, they might just release the Epstein files next.

    Russia has been at war with Ukraine since 2019 and neither side has won. US has been at war with Iran and they lost within a few months. An illegal war started to cover up the Epstein files. Now a failed job of the reflection pool to cover up that lost war. The US keeps on amazing me they manage to find new lows.

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    Dude that theme by Hans Zimmer has been living rent free in my head for decades.

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      Of course that was Hans

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    Elegant string of pearls configuration

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    Question. The dumb asses just started using the word peptide more frequently, am I correct in assuming that it is just another word for protein/amino acid?

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      All proteins are peptides but not all peptides are proteins. Peptides are chains of aminoacids, when they’re long enough, then they’re called proteins.

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    Oh god. They foiled another ANTIFA agent. Those sick bastards.

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