Us one month from now: “We have a cryptographically signed and verified email from Donald Trump’s personal email account to Jeffrey Epstein containing and discussing CSAM”

Couldn’t be my boy Donny!

I wonder how they intend to tackle white collar crime.

A truck backfired at the same time.

LET ME USE SNMP TO CONTROL MY APPLIANCES

Wow. That’s one big cigarette.

Charger block

The moment you download the app and it runs for the first time, it’s going the phone home and you are already on the list.

The shitpost is the friends we made along the way.

Maybe those scientists needed to touch grass.

Town Crier

in which U.S. personnel with security clearances supervise foreign engineers, including those in China.

From the security clearance perspective there really isn’t any difference between China based engineers, Chinese spies, and Joe America accessing classified code without being cleared by the DoD.

If an individual did this “escort” scheme, they would be arrested.

A bit late to the party.

Model number?

HAAACCCKKKKS

Can the armed drone open classroom doors better than Uvalde police officers?

QUICK. What flowers produce pollen high in Sterol.

Yeah we kinda need an actual ceasefire before enforcing any kinda of peacekeeping operation. Also this isn’t two waring African nation, if a German peacekeeping force engages with the Russian army that should probably trigger a NATO response.

They really don’t know what robots.txt is do they…

My ethical gun is safer than your criminal gun.