Im confused.

I swear Americans have a very weird hangup about people having sex.

We would destroy your Whitehouse again but you seem to have that covered all by yourselves.

At least his scalloped potatoes arent fucked like that whore Barb.

Oh sorry. My brain is just a meat LLM. It doesnt always get the context.

This feels more about AI than phones.

But he’s an expert in curing people.

Why do you work there?

God I wish. If I didnt live in rural Canada I would ditch my car in a heartbeat.

Imagine paying for gas.

This meme brought to you by the EV gang.

*After a small subset of wealthy humans kill us all.

I wouldnt go into the US in any car.

Amish people laughing their asses off right now.

Bro should have tried Grindr.

Have you ever read a Clive Cussler novel? That shit is everywhere and they’re objectively terrible. I would not shed a single tear for the smug fuck who wrote them if all his books got bean stains on them.

Damn.

Is a first edition of Harry Potter actually valuable?

Oh no! Low quality posts in a shitposting community? Not on my watch!

So a robot you can kick over is better than dogs with actual teeth? Its a good thing tech bros are dumb as fuck.

Im a teacher so yes. Do I still eagerly await retirement? Yes.