Fan theory: survivors of the Thanos snap still had half of their gut biome randomly die, so for the week following the snap, basically everything with a digestive tract had explosive diarrhea.
And again when everyone was brought back, including the gut bacteria.
Good point, now do conjoined twins.
Someone might feel lonely or relieved. I wonder how many conjoined twins are good at just accepting how they are vs the ones that argue with each other. There’s one in my area and they are the happiest people. They just passed away but they were always getting along according to interviews.
There’s one in my area and they’re the…
Yes they can obviously be used singularly, but around the context of conjoined twins my brain enjoyed the choice of terms.
Oh shit he turned that woman into a baby
Never really understood why Thanos thought this action would provoke much change besides killing a shit ton of life.
There’s a reason people call him “The Mad King.” He isn’t all there.
Imagine just getting a uterus full of dust
Dude coulda just made universe twice as big but gotta do you, big T.
At least the comics reason makes sense;
He’s an incel and did it to try and impress Lady Death (the human personification of Death)
(She wasn’t impressed)
He also cursed Deadpool with immortality specifically because Death has a crush on him.
Well, the alternative was a lot more macabre. That would’ve been a controversial move as an artist.
Do you think the ash cloud would just pour out of her like a dusty queef?
So there was this show, The Leftovers…
This brings up the question: what is the cutoff point for the age of a fetus to be considered an individual life which could be killed by Thanos’ snap?
When the umbilical chord is cut.
I cut the umbilical cord of my daughter. One would think that it is a special situation, physically separating the mother from the child.
… But she had already passed the placenta, so the cut was really just separating my newborn baby from a nasty blob covered in blood and goo on a tray next to her.
Random sperm and eggs just sitting on the sidewalk.
Life being at conception be like…








