I checked the best before dates of all the beef lasagne meals I have… and they’re off

I have “nothing to hide” but I STILL like privacy tyvm. Hence I’ll shit in public with the stall door closed, and not disclose my wank schedule on Facebook

What was the original? All my searching leads to this exact comic

Holy shit I did indeed look it up, and it’s true. Dunno if it’ll hold up but it’s still shady as shit

Well someone’s probably lying

Yeah but soon they’ll be top tier in America

Not all generalisations

Why thank you

Great knowledge

You slim

1 2 2 50

It’s never seen one

you dodge… Iran for politics

Except Northern Iran, from the looks of it

I had such a brain fart reading this… I couldn’t remember the word ‘moose’ because I couldn’t shake the word ‘elk’ from my brain (despite knowing it was supposed to be a word similar to ‘muse’)

And how do you get it in without moving?

Checking in for later

This wouldn’t work because the moon is more than 300k km away :P

A perfectly rigid object would be usable as a tool of FTL communication

Would it though? I feel like the theoretical limit is still c

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