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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Hello 911, it's me again

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Hello 911, it's me again

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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    Without a base, without a trace y’all.

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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      And also it’s glass, so you can relive 1 man 1 jar.

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      deleted by creator

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    The first time I saw this meme I thought it was about how you shouldn’t have glass bottles on the beach. I used to be innocent.

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      In Japan bringing glass beer to the beach is legal and socially accepted, yet you don’t see shards of glass on the beach because people take home their waste to properly recycle.

      • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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        North Americans are fascinated by a society that is not assholes.

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        Japan needs to get themselves some bottle kids.

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    My ER nurse friend has literally seen a patient with a Corona bottle shattered up his ass. He shits in a bag now

    • ickplant@lemmy.world
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      (Art by Lakota F Meyer)

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        “Come take these eyes, I would rather be blind.”

        — blind mag

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      Because of the incident? Or for fun?

      • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        The incident. They have to remove part of the patient’s large intestine then patient has to shit in a bag through a hole in the side of the body, for the rest of their life

    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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      Upgraded to box wine?

    • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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      1 guy 1 bottle

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    Please don’t take glass to the beach.

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    1. It’s not hard to stick a bottle in the sand at the beach anyway, just twist as you press.
    2. If it’s not concave at the bottom, it doesn’t need the ring of little ridges to sit on the shelf.
    3. This would be very hard to store and transport, significantly increasing costs for a niche perceived customer benefit.

    This bottle does not exist.

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      This design is purely a conceptual artwork and is not a commercially available product. There are no plans whatsoever to manufacture or sell it. It was simply intended to inspire a moment of reflection on the sea. It is not intended for any other use beyond visual contemplation. That is all there is to it.

      https://kenjiabe.com/bottle-for-sticking-in-sandy-beaches-1

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        Ah thank you for digging that out.

    • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      This would be very hard to store and transport, significantly increasing costs for a niche perceived customer benefit.

      As others have said, this looks like a missile.
      Armory corps sell missiles in crates.
      Now they have a way to be even more efficient by shipping beer as a goodie besides tools of destruction.
      Some would call that a win-win

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    A design like this is asking for problems. They should at least have given it a flared top.

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    ITT: people don’t understand that it’s and art piece and not for mass production

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      Not for ass production.

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      Nope. It will become art when it’s first used for its intended purpose

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    So your beer can heat up even faster!

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    You can already do this with any bottle. All this did was prohibit them from being set down on flat surfaces.

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    Makes Molotov cocktails more aerodynamic also.

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    I’ll take two dildo beers please. Slightly heated.

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      It’s ribbed on the bottom

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    And then the bottle breaks

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    I was putting my beer bottles in the sand just fine before the Glass Anal Invader came along. Now, if someone was laying face down right next to my chair, then yes, I might consider using this.

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