-Elephants can’t jump.
-Starfish don’t brains.
-Cheetahs are almost literally giant housecats: they purr, they meow, they don’t attack humans and are surprisingly easy to tame.
Wobats poop cubes.
are their assholes square?
They have weird butt muscles and use the poop as trail markers if I remember rightly.
Asking the important questions.
Always seeing cubist shits in the bush.
Better that than the surrealist ones.
And their primary defence is crushing the skulls of their enemies against the roof of their burrow. Using their butt.
-Starfish don’t brains.
Starfish ALL brain! Decentralized nervous system means it’s brain all the way down, baby!
Starfish don’t brains?
I like that cats know their own names, understand why we’re saying them, yet choose to ignore us on purpose.
No, starfish just.
Earwigs can fly…
I think I would have been a lot happier if I’d never learned that.
What the fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PNtn6ly9wU
I had to check that out
What the fuck, indeed!
amazing
Opossums are essentially immune to rabies and eat ticks.
Venom too… They hunt snakes
Penguins have a gland above their eye that converts saltwater into freshwater
The octopus has 9 brains, one central brain (donut shaped, around the esophagus), and one in each of the 8 arms.
And one arm is used especially for octopus sexy time. (hectocotylus)
All that hentai led me to believe otherwise
That’s why that’s just fantasy 😄
Elephants think humans are cute
Wild bees (often solo) will sometimes “bed down” in cactus flowers. The flowers close in the evening providing protection for the sleeping bee.
There are 25-million ants for every person on this planet.
I don’t want mine.
Where do I go to claim them?
Dogs are cool.
A centipede’s ‘fangs’ are actually weird legs that can inject venom, and they’re called toxicognaths (which is one of my favourite words)!
“Bartender! I’ll have a toxicognath, thanks”.
Humans can throw objects in excess of 100 mph (40 m/s), and hit a target from over 60 feet (20 m) away
But they still can’t take criticism.
You’ve just made an enemy for life!
As a platypus lays eggs and produces milk, it’s the only mammal that can make its own custard (plus the enchidna which can also do the same)
Dolphins don’t dream. Their cortex is large enough to not need to
Sharks are older than the star polaris
Echidnas?
Thank you. TIL
I was thinking enchiladas, but echidnas make way more sense. Even if less tasty. I’m probably just hungry
You can see a good portion of the back of many owls’ eyes if you look in their ears.
