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29 days agoYou were thinking of Colin Jost. Akinator knows.


You were thinking of Colin Jost. Akinator knows.


I stood up wrong. 

What is this
nonsense?
“Calculate YOUR ecological footprint! What can YOU do to fix it? (hint: it’s give us $20 and buy our book)” fuck off.
The most impactful thing you could do for climate change involves the use of a gundam and the stomach to do a lot of gruesome crimes on a specifc 0.1% of the global population. That would be illegal, and I could never advocate for that.

It’s Justin Trudeau’s arm at a Halloween party.