Oh Brother 😄
To make the fairy tale work out:
- Brother laser printer. It’s there, it works, and I don’t have to think about it.
On the other extreme, inkjet is just busted. I’ll give ecotank some appreciation for not having an ink resupply problem, but clogs like crazy and have to spend forever trying to unclog it if I have to use it.
Then there’s HP, a brand that just works every day to think how to screw over printer purchasers to get more money out of them microtransaction style.
I love my Brother laser printer!
“Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?”
PC LOAD LETTER? The fuck does that mean?!
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Literally happened to to me the other day with my Brother LaserJet. Was pulling out trays left and right, only to realize that there was indeed a jam…
…in the scanbed feeder, because there was a bit of paper that had ripped off and been jammed in the feeder until I somehow shook it loose.
My Brother never failed me, praise for this one in a million company.
yeah I’ve got one that sits in my basement and gets used every few months. basically no issues, and when I do have an issue it’s pretty much always because of my shitty Wi-Fi
100% would recommend
There were some stories about them enshittifying a few years back. Iric they were adding DRM like all the other shitcos making printers. Apparently just the older ones are good now.
Ive got an electric brick in the shape of a printer because apparently if you stop paying for the ink subscription it just stops working.
We can go to the moon, but can’t have a printer that works.
I never had any issues with Canon or Brother printers at work, but HP printer are almost always unnecessarily complicated and frustrating all the way through, starting at the initial setup.
Yeah, HP is currently in several lawsuits for their printers. They remotely disable them and a bunch of crazy stuff.
I saw this color laser HP printer at work some years ago where the toner cartridges were in this “Ferris Wheel” apparatus and were moved to the paper, rather than the paper moving past them.
I couldn’t believe it even worked for a week.
Got a new Brother and its been a welcome addition to the family, no doubt.

Praise the Omnissiah!
I have a printer that works. B&W laser printer from Samsung. It survived multiple windows update, and still works on Linux.
Guess that’s why Samsung discontinued their printer business and sold it to HP.
i wish i could use a laser printer but all the cool paper products require inkjet.
Reporting in with a hassle free printer like some other commenters.
I have a Canon monotone LaserJet MFP I bought at a big box store with no prior research like four or five years ago. Been great. Always just works.
Let’s see if it ever launches, but I’ll be keeping this in mind…
Some years ago I worked in a place thst had several Canon printers, it hit me after several years that I had never had any problem with them (except a stuck paper on some rare occasion)
Later at a metal festival i talked to a man who worked for Canon, I assuned he worked with cameras but still menetioned how good of a brand it was when it came to printers.
Turns out he worked with canon printers after all and according to him they have way more reliable up-time than the competitors, which he also worked for before.
So yeah, a proper office printer from Canon is something diferent!
The problem with canon, is they absolutely eat you alive when it comes to ink. Motherfuckers got light cyan, light magenta and gray/photo black.
Unless you go laser and then it’s just a rebadged HP.
Canon makes computers?
Right now I’m the only one in the house who can print without issues and it’s only from my phone via WiFi. The desktop and another phone cannot print at all. A 3rd phone can print but has to select the paper tray on the touchscreen every time.












