If i was an ICE agent i’d probably shoot myself too
Or you could just…ya know…NOT be an ICE agent. Do they realize that’s an option?
Do you think you’d still get that sign on bonus?
From what i’ve heard they haven’t been getting that bonus even if they manage to not shoot themselves, i guess crime doesn’t pay?
Feel good story of the year right here.
You laugh now, but when they figure out they have to hold them forwards it’s over. /j
nature is healing
How many are doing it on purpose? They got a big signing bonus that has to be paid back if they quit. They hate the job, and don’t want to do it, but they already spent the signing bonus. If they’re injured on the job they get time to recover, and might be assigned to a desk job once they’re out of the hospital. Blam
I read on several news sites that many if not all of them have not and will not see that bonus. Something about having to be there 5 years, and ICE isn’t expected to be a thing in 5 years.
Are they secretly good people after all?
Idk why but “roses are red” jokes always make me giggle like a child
Roses are red,
The humor is mild,
Idk why but “roses are red” jokes always make me giggle like a child
Because its clever and has a fantastic cadence. Its funny to me that the start is always the same but the punchline varies wildly too.
Nature is healing.
Inspiring, reminds me of the guy who killed Hitler
Very good 😊
Good
They would probably stop shooting themselves if their Bananadine and Jenkem habits didn’t cost them like a million bucks an hour, thanks liberals
Lol did you just reference the fictional drug from Anarchist Cookbook AND the fictional drug from TOTSE.
A true master of the shitpost. You have my respect sir.
Is my age showing or am I just too young to be on the Internet
A TOTSE reference?
It would be lovely if they all would
