Y’all’ve seriously never tried grilling your bacon in the oven? The fat just melts off and leaves your bacon perfect. If you like it crispy, just leave it in for a bit longer.

You don’t, and neither do I.

I think, therefore I am. You think, therefore you are.

The world isn’t real. This is simply too ridiculous to have happened. I have been in a coma for the last six years and this is all just a weird fantasy playing out in my mind.

Sean looks 56, while Thomas looks 12.

We honestly need a !notnotnottheonion now…

US economy crashing again in 3…2…1…

That steak looks like wood.

A leopard would be more appropriate, but this is excellent.

KTrip’s not bad.

When did they stop being Kiwi?

Posteo is probably what you’re after. Only €1 per month!

Good thing I’ve got The Big Bang Theory on DVD!

https://inv.nadeko.net/

Don’t post the Daily Fail on here. The only differences between that and Fox News are that it’s British and that you need to be able to read in order to use it.

Yeah, but I technically fall outside of the zillennial microgen. We’re right in the middle of Gen Z, and yet we barely fit the stereotype.

For fuck’s sake, give us 2005-2007 kids a microgeneration. We’re like late zillennials.

Alex G - Race