What happens if he kills you in the part where he kills you?

I’m not gay… but a lukewarm ikea hotdog is a lukewarm ikea hotdog

Phone and a cane?

I am confused yet intrigued

I have been thinking of the dishes in the sink for two weeks but their number only keep rising

Yes

My popular opinion is that French is pretty bad.

The day they force me to switch to windows is the day i quit, i’ll take being homeless over using windows anyday of the week

I’m not sure I would describe rape as just “inappropriate”, but yes I do think rape should be illegal, and people should be protected from ending up in situations where they get raped

If someone is forced to do things with a client they dont want to, then they’re not sex workers, they’re sex slaves

Decriminalise sex work and put in place regulations to protect workers

look at fancypants over here with a fancy pot with a handle and everything

Good, we don’t tolerate any level of sillyness here

Me: NNN is going really well
The bread on the counter:

My brain is too smooth, the beans would slide right off it and fall into my mouth

Å be like: “am i a joke to you?”

Recharge? Like electricity? Everyone knows roombas live off of the dust they eat

Ah so that’s how people get peladophobia

Thank you for your report vigilant citizen. The court appointed death squad has been deployed

The only food i like to eat with the bone still in, is burritos

The courts have found your attempts to circumvent the new rules concerning.

A restraining order has been placed on you, effective immediately you are not allowed to be within 100m of any organism classified under the kingdom animalia.