• supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
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    1 month ago

    Dumbasses, that is why they chose a snake as their symbol, to remind each other to always train on jaw flexibility every time they eat precisely so this wouldn’t happen.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake

    Also sucking dick is great, don’t insult such a giving act by associating it with those who never give.

  • m4xie@lemmy.ca
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    1 month ago

    Wouldn’t the graveyard shift involve less dick sucking? I’d imagine the second shift would be the peak, probably the latter half

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      1 month ago

      C’mon now. You seriously think the zombies rise from theie graves on 2nd shift to give blowjobs? Or do you think it happens at midnight?

      Yeah. Think before you speak.