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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 days ago

I would also be confused

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I would also be confused

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 days ago
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  • bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world
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    She’s a keeper. You’re lucky. She’s letting you know what irritates her, and how to avoid aggravating her again and also providing a way to make it up to her. This is the way to a harmonious life.

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      Or she came up with a goal–and an annoyance to help drive it.

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        this is the fucked up comment

        • buggybug@sh.itjust.works
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          this is the meow meow comment. meow!

    • udon@lemmy.world
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      this is the correct comment

    • Typotyper@sh.itjust.works
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      See I missed that…I’m also divorced

    • M137@lemmy.world
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      He isn’t a keeper though, how the fuck do you eat chocolate in a way where it gets all over where you’re eating it? I’ve had chocolate and just about any other food while in bed and black out drunk and never gotten any stains on the bedclothes.

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    I dunno she pretty clearly said she’s annoyed which sounds like a description of how angry she is

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    Don’t buy fabrics you can’t wash. Seems kinda dumb.

  • Obinice@lemmy.world
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    People are capable of being annoyed by something but still make peace with their feelings and get on with their day.

    Can some people not do this?

    Not to mention that their partner is annoyed, but that doesn’t mean they suddenly don’t love them any more.

    People weirdly paint each other as black and white, completely this or completely that, and don’t consider maturity and complexity. It’s odd.

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    Don’t eat chocolate in the bed you fuckin goblins!

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    People who eat in bed are just animals.

    • Ach@lemmy.world
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      My girlfriend got mad during sex the other day because she rolled over on her belly to change positions and CRUNCH potato chips I left in bed.

      • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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        You are an animal if you eat crisps in bed.

        • Ach@lemmy.world
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          Dude I’ll eat a whole pizza in bed. I don’t care at all.

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          Meow.

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      I’ll eat on the toilet.

      • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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        Italian sub, right? Or is that just a me thing?

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        Norovirus upvoted this.

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      Thinking about people eating toast in bed makes me feel uncomfortable given the potential for crumbs.

    • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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      I somwtimes eat in bed but if I do it’s stuff like hard candy or nuts or something like that. Basically things that don’t leave crumbs or anything behind.

    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
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      Meow.

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      it entirely depends on what you eat, some things are very easy to keep contained, especially if you keep them on a plate.

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    Husband here.

    Sometimes relationships end up with one “tidy one” and one “messy one”.

    I busted my ass over the years to turn from a gremlin into a “tidy one”.

    I got married to my “messy one”. She’s in charge of keeping the house clean.

    I have to remind her not to eat in bed 🥲

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      Ok. I’m going to help you out. I’ll take your messy wife, and I’ll also be messy with her. We’ll eat chocolate in bed. We’ll leave trash in the shower. And burp in the car.

      And you can take my wife.

      Also, I’m not married.

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        Oh god, I just understood what an electric current is.

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          Oh god, I just understood what an electric current is.

          How do they tie together?

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    So let me get this straight. People complain when their gf gets mad over little things like chocolate in bed. They also complain when she doesnt. Wtf?

    Wish my wife would tell me if something bothered her this calmly instead of bottling it up until she bursts and gets angry. Im no better just to be clear.

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      …y’all should work on that.

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    She never even said she’s mad.

    Annoyed < mad

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    This is easy, just send one loving emote to reply. 💖

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    When did she say she was mad??

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      by the time someone tells you directly they are annoyed by something you have done, it’s gone past the “ i don’t like it but i’m going to just deal with it” stage.

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      it’s assumed that a woman is always mad at their male partner unless they are actively doing something to make her happy.

      it’s a relationship trope.

      and by mad not really angry, so much as dissatisfied.

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    There is wine all over the van, lets not do a group winery day again.

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      Also - it would be fun to ride one of those Pedal Pubs.

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    I’m 100% sure I can wash that throw.

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      Unwashable, it says right in the text. Smh some people…

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    Maybe he ate the chocolate off of her body, so that’s why she is not mad, just annoyed it made a mess.

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    Coffee cup meme.

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