That’s not to avoid cutting pepperoni. There was no reason to shape the 2 pieces at the top like that… other than being a pizza sadist.
Pepperonimandering is a stain on the
politicalserving process! Pie slices should be wedges, simple as!Squares and rectangles are acceptable on thin crust pizzas in styles meant for party type sharing
Thou shalt not Bobbit.
yeah the top slices give away that the main intention was to get the internet people mad
Have you considered the possibility Dad ASKED each person how many peps they wanted before he started cutting? Or he gives the kids peps according to their ages?
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Tell him the amount of pepperoni on each slice is not balanced.
I get it. The pizza slicer pushes pepperoni and other toppings down which smushes the cheese and sauce out the size, then you have an uneven distribution of cheese/sauce. So either you have an uneven distribution of pepperoni, an uneven distribution of cheese/sauce, or you spend a great deal of time placing your pepperoni so that they’re perfectly positioned away from your cut lines.
If you use a large knife to cut the pizza you don’t have this problem.
Does it take that long to move them?
I just take the back edge of a knife hold it over each of the 6 lines ill be cutting as a guide, and pull any of the pepperoni on the line one way of the other. Take like 5 seconds.I don’t have that kind of time
Just fold the whole pizza into a calzone. Problem solved.
For frozen pizza I will move the pepperoni before baking so they are in predetermined slices.
This right here is a diagnosis. I’m not sure for what, but you’ve got a lot of something.
You know what? I like it, and I’ma start doing it.
Your daddy’s my kind of freak
Sounds like you want to call him YOUR daddy!
No he’s doing that because he is a demon. LOOK at that slice at 12-o-clock. That’s not avoiding the pepperoni that is malediction against society
since when is a little dick and balls malediction against society
you know what don’t answer that
Respect
Signs your dad might have OCD
Totino’s frozen pizza had it best: diced pepperoni. Pepperoni in every bite.
That one Florida-ass looking piece.
#dad things
i do that too
A little bit autistic we are today?
I fully support this strategy, can’t believe I never considered it myself. I will have to carefully suggest it to my wife who will NOT approve of this mutilation of one of her glorious pizzas.
