Holy shit a Morrowind meme out in the wild.
I’m a massive elder scrolls fan
Didnt know Dwemer made those too
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Absolutely loved that movie when I was a kid.
And I just now realised what was going on when I was around 15 and a girl invited me to her place while her parents were away. We watched this movie and she put her legs over me, then leaned her head on my shoulder and held my arm and I just sat there fully focused on the movie and feeling awkward about physical contact… God damn it.She should communicate with her words.
“The 30s are men’s best years!”
Meanwhile:
Husband hit stage 3 when he was 16, and is still there nearing 40.
#notallhairloss
Vegeta?
Yeah I’ve had a prominent widows peak since my hair grew in. Lot of comments about how I looked like Dracula or Eddie Munster. Got bad enough I tried shaving it in highschool, which honestly looked way way worse.
Morale of the story, men can have different hairlines that are not straight across. Just own it.
i’ve been in stage 3 vertex for a couple decades. been shaving it off for the last six or seven. is nice.
7 a few years after high-school. I dont care, im not the one that has to look at it.
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Peak dad bod
Yagrum Bagarn, the only living Dwemer to appear in an Elder Scrolls game so far.
Once women hit menopause they’re experienced and can take all your creampies. IDK 'bout y’all, but I’d assign that great value.
Hey, I just gave this dude a special overengendered glove!
Wealth beyond measure, outlander.
Get the new “Bagarn Bod” today with this simple trick doctors won’t tell you!
These are actual teenage boys now though. Gen Alpha is so fucked.
Urgot
Sarah in the bible had Isaac at 90 years old. Menopause is a woke lie like dinosaurs. /s
Tom Segura getting fat again…
This is crazy; what game is this from?
In morrowind the dwarves are long gone and are believed to have perhaps “receded behind math”, this npc is I believe the only dwarf you can meet in morrowind that is alive though there are dwarven ruins and automatons across morrowind.
