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OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 27 days ago

The year is 2036. What is on the front page of Lemmy?

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The year is 2036. What is on the front page of Lemmy?

OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 27 days ago
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    2036 Could Be The Year of Linux!

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      I was thinking furry porn but that’s basically the same thing

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    Address Not Found.

    The browser could not find the host server for the provided address.

    • MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca
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      Bruh…

      • guillem@aussie.zone
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        I know :(

    • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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      exactly; you’ll be able to get to the captured/pro-capitalist instances like .world or shitjustworks just fine; but the rest of lemmy will be outlawed and only accessible via tor and a vpn.

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    You must be age 21+ with a SocialTrustTM Plus+ MAX! score of 2200+ to access this website. Please scan your federal REAL ID or submit to a retinal scan from a supported device:

    Apple iPhone with Apple Intelligence 
    
    Microsoft Windows computer equipped with TPM 3.0 and SecureBoot 
    
    Google Pixel with Android SafetyCore
    

    WARNING: ATTEMPTS TO USE UNAUTHORIZED SOFTWARE SUCH AS LINUX OR A VPN TO ACCESS THIS SYSTEM CONSTITUTES A FELONY!

  • HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml
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    .world users complaining about .ml on a .ml community

    • davel [he/him]@lemmy.ml
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      https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Annie_Hall#Alvy_Singer

      There’s an old joke: two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort and one of 'em says, “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, “Yeah, I know, and such small portions.”

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    Beans.

    It’ll be fucking beans.

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      !remindme 11 years it’s bean time

    • morgan423@lemmy.world
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      The classics never die.

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    There is no lemmy in 2036. It was never added to the international whitelist of websites formed in to 2028 intended to protect the children from non-corporate exploitable activity.

  • FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world
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  • m532@lemmygrad.ml
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    “European empire declares total war on russia again”

    “Java 47 released”

    “Look at my beans” (with photo of a pot of beans)

    “But at what cost: imperial media reheating the classics”

  • SuperEars@lemmy.world
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    Nuclear fusion is only 9 more years away.

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      Also, Elon Musk has stated Tesla full self driving will be available next year

  • pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world
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    For the first time ever, a state has seceded from the United States.

  • Stuart_Munto@lemmy.world
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    I refuse to install windows 12!! I will keep using windows 11 until I die!!!

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      *Windows 13

  • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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    Nearly Half of Americans Disapprove of Ongoing Purges

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    Don’t know … I can’t afford internet credits in order to access a connection.

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      Just work the mines a few more hours and earn those 15 minute time credits. Ain’t my fault Elonotron and his sex bots run on coal power.

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    “Democratic National Convention: 90 year old Donald Trump waves from his seat as the DNC gives him a standing ovation for not liking President Fuentes”

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    thread about how ai is stupid but its written by an ai and the earth is just ai

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