My face just looks like this since I hit 40. Haven’t checked on my balls - beer gut is in the way
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Idk a single man who cares about stretch marks, it’s usually the women who bring it up
I agree, women are savage to each other, men either don’t notice or don’t care mostly. Ofc there are some idiots
I’ve seen and heard both men and women bring up their own stretch marks, but I’ve almost* never seen or heard anyone of any gender bring up someone else’s. And I have stretch marks, and have been seen naked by several people of various genders.
*the one exception I’ve seen is as part of a list of reasons husbands have given for why they find their wives unattractive post pregnancy. And that was maybe twice and in anonymous comments.
I notice but its not bad. Theyre just additional unique features.
my gf constantly makes fun of my wrinkly balls. imagine if it was the other way around
You’re right you shouldn’t make fun of your GFs wrinkly balls either.
I’ve known a few, the type that traded up on their wives like cars as they got older. All of them were c suite execs.
And not the women who actually date women, we’re with y’all on it
Men will not complain about your stretch marks
on Lemmy probably not openly, on Instagram however…
“I don’t have shit on my shoes, but down in the sewer…”
I’m also waay into bellies.
Same brother
Oh please, I wish my balls were that smooth.
Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize!
I don’t care if she has stretch marks. Why would I?
Right. I’ve got stretch marks of my own. Why would I judge hers?
They’re kinda cute anyway.
mine are fun. i have very faint stripes in my body hair, and the stretch marks on my thighs almost match the pattern i already had. accentuates them a bit.
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I’ve never heard a man complain about stretch marks.
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Good lord OP, is that an actual real photo of a real human face?
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These some high quality memes you’ve got here tonight, sir. You got a license to distribute these white hot bangers?
I shave mine and now they look great IMO
Where is this picture from? Giving me a bit lord of the rings vibe
It’s from another great Sean Astin moivie The GOONIES
TIL my balls are Gelfling.
I think stretch marks are cute! But then, I like big bellies, so it comes with the territory.
Love me a good mom bod!
Balls have stretch marks? I’ve been focused on it being the last patch of hair to turn grey
I’m 47. I went bald at 15, my beard used to be red now its wizard white, I’m covered with brown fur everywhere. My pubis and balls are vantablack.
bald at 15
Bro. 🫂
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Quite early indeed.
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Are you trying to take a swing at me with that comment? Trying to call me short? If so, why?
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Excuse me? I was offering a virtual hug in solidarity. Did I make a mistake?
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I don’t even know what this is, dude. Have a good one.
cute
That’s why I always put sunscreen on my balls
