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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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    I asked the local BMW dealer if I had to take a class to unlearn how to use a turn signal.

    He did not find it funny, which I found even more hilarious.

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      So you’re telling me they’re not an optional extra?

      • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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        Correct. Blew my mind too.

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        Nowadays the turn signal is probably a monthly subscription

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      deleted by creator

      • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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        You know, in retrospect, you are totally right.

  • EvilFonzy@lemmy.world
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    Step 1: Please pay your Signal Light Subscription of $36/month to enable the bulbs.

    • SSUPII@sopuli.xyzOP
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      Why pay if not used

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        Fr that seems flagrantly wasteful

    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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      “Before I begin, I recommend paying your heated seat subscription before bothering with stuff like the turn signals.”

      • SavinDWhales@lemmy.world
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        Turn signals only available with the deluxe interior / lighting package.

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        For an additional 3 grand.

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          There are now entire forums dedicated to pirating the turn signal

  • selkiesidhe@sh.itjust.works
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    My hubby drives a bmw and every time he uses his turn signals I point out that he is confusing other drivers

    • lightrush@lemmy.ca
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      Consistency is important.

  • 𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.world
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    429K user be like :

  • EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I used to ride a motor bike and BMW divers are the reason I sold it. So many of them don’t care about anyone beyond the range of their own knuckles.

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      Every driver in China is like that. The popular consensus seems to be if other drivers know what you plan to do, they will use it against you.

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        Bro this is applicable EVERYWHERE 😂

        • Corn@lemmy.ml
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          That doesnt really match my experience, every region has a distinct reason they don’t use turn signals; American drivers are too self-centered to signal, Indian drivers don’t use the turn signals because it broke 12 years and 800,000km ago, Vietnamese drivers/riders are too busy on their phones or stretching their legs to use a turn signal (vinfast drivers are just afraid it will drain the battery), South Korean drivers will have already made the turn or merge by the time the light reaches other drivers so they don’t bother.

  • General_Effort@lemmy.world
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    429k views

    (X) Doubt

    • glitch1985@lemmy.world
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      Not BMW drivers obviously.

    • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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      https://youtu.be/GAMCkJvECy8 462k Including me now, which i don’t own a car. Lol

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    I almost got in an accident with a BMW driver, today. They made it look like they were turning but faked me out and went straight, instead. Then they proceeded to scream something at me in a different language for about 30 seconds, while blocking my turn. I was the only one who signaled. There’s no point to this story, I just felt it added to the vibe here.

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    My partner rarely uses her blinkers, and she wonders why people honk at her. Not BMW driver, but pretty much any car lol

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      I don’t understand how that’s possible. Like, driving school has ingrained the turn signal reflex into my arm so well that I sometimes even feel weird not using a turn signal when making a hard turn on a road without crossings. And changing lanes without a turn signal literally can’t be done, my brain feels. Don’t driving schools in the US do that?

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        Probably taught by a parent who just passed along their own bad driving behaviour

      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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        Don’t driving schools in the US do that?

        Driving schools in the US don’t do anything except lick their finger and put it under your nose to see if you’re breathing. And they only do that half the time.

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      I can only imagine the other dumb shit that happens in your life because of her

  • seatwiggy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Coward! Enable the comments.

  • monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world
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    I have a BMW and I use my turn signals! There are dozens of us!

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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      Yes I’m a vegetarian. Yes, I eat meat. Yes, we exist.

    • Lightsong@lemmy.world
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      Dozen*

  • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works
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    It would be funny if the video length was 3 hours

    • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
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      Opening with a disclaimer “the use of this procedure may void your warranty…”

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    This has spread to more than BMW drivers. Just this morning I saw a Lexus, a Chevy, and a semi not bother with them.

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      Are you sure you weren’t just in Houston?

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        When will people learn BAD DRIVERS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!

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          Everywhere in Houston, yes!

    • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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      Look man, when I’m in my RC F, that V8 ought to be turning your head so you anticipate I’m going to pass you. Otherwise you’re clearly not paying enough attention to my sick expensive car. (/s)

    • SSUPII@sopuli.xyzOP
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      Depends on location. It is always the Lancia for me

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    Absolutely love the “comments disabled” bit. Did this video at any time had comments allowed? I would love to see the troll fest

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    Dated a girl with a BMW and the turn signal was real fucky. Didn’t click right, had no feel. You had to look at the dash to even see if it was on.

    German engineering can suck my fucking balls.

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      On-laws drive a BMW-SUV. Suspension is Like a sports car, it’s just a bad driving experience. It’s a maddive chunk of metal, I don’t want to feel a moose if I was to hit one.

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    Comments are turned off… Of course they are. 😄

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