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UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 25 days ago

If its meant to be they will teleport into my basement

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If its meant to be they will teleport into my basement

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UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 25 days ago
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    this one time a girl at a party started to fondle my balls in the corridor and I thought she was just joking so I reciprocated by crushing a Dorito onto her head

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      Wtf

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      Poor girl lol

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    My wife had to literally sexually assault me for me to get the hint.

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      it’s an odd feeling to know that you require this level of clarity while so many others define it as SA. lol

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    c) You can’t tell in this situation

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      Maybe she’s Canadian and just really polite

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    Yeah, well, sometimes she is just a kind person

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    Most are just kind persons or just attention seeking. As soon as they see any engagement, they´ll lose interest and leave.

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    I dunno, so far I’ve always guessed right.

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