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Goth girl i worked with at Tacobell in college, I guess, was flirting with me often? She gave me this burned CD, and her music was weird, so I just threw it in my binder. Years later, I finally listened to it, and it was all songs about having sex.
I think she might have been interested in me?
I would cum if a goth girl burned me a CD
This would torment me for life. The potential of having a goth gf and missing out. It didn’t happen to me and I’m tormented over it.
Nah man that’s what she is into and only wanted to share the music taste. Also I am a Penguin.
If she’d burned a loop of herself saying “Pistcow, let us fuck”, it would only have been slightly more direct.
idk, is she Canadian? she might’ve just been polite
Nice to read I’m not alone in this.
Some day, we might learn, buddy.
I’m the king of obliviousness. She passed her hand over my dick. Twice.
Maybe she was Canadian? You never know.
Can confirm (am Canadian). That’s how we say thank you.
Or hear me out, they were just being a kind person.
I’m definitely not one of those. Stop assuming that, dammit!
now that’s a title. well done.
Ha, imagine getting signals.
I have to find women in order to get any signals.
I’ve gotten many signals near roads. just wear a hi-vis vest and take them home
Was one of the signs her saying something like “Hey, I’m attracted to you, would you like to explore a potential relationship?” ?
Otherwise f off with “signs”
If it’s meant to be, they’ll speak up and say, “I’m interested in a date, what are you doing this friday?” or something along those lines, just like I would if I was interested in someone as a potential partner.
Signs/signals/asstrology charts/ouija boards that mysteriously spell out words like kiss, sex, or date… these things are for middle school. I’ve got better things to do.
T R U E
L O V E
F L A M E
Yep. That’s me. Dense as a brick.
I have realized one day that years ago when she invited me in for a beer after a night out when I went to pickup my sunglasses that I left with her, it probably wasn’t about the beer, though to be fair to me, I thought she was still seeing this guy I knew so I basically had that part of my brain turned off around her.
Can I teleport an apostrophe into that possessive pronoun to transform it into the appropriate contraction?
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All the possible signals = literally just standing there. That tracks.
