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I GOT IT!! it’s a softshell turtle!!
they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body
I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):
I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.
And tortoise should probably go where turtle is.
That graph is also missing a data point at [Slime, Legs, House] = [No, 0, 1].
Yeah, but it can be filled in with “house”.
Clam? I’d put them at like 0.25 slime, though
Coral isn’t slimy I think
Slimeless, legless, housed.
Houseplant?
Surinam Frog. 4 legs, slimy, and it incubates its eggs in the skin of the female’s back for 4-6 months.
If we consider parasites as inhabitants, there are a lot of slimy house quadrupeds.
Nautiloids? They have a shell, are slimy, and have tentacles (“feet”)
Four appendages, is slimy, and has a house…
Is it the average landlord?
Battletoads!!!
a nautilus, as long as you accept tentacles as legs
Although, they have more than 4, so I guess they wouldint be featured at that particular point
A well lubeicated turtle
1 house. 4 legs. Yes Slime.
Two married lawyers with a horse costume.
I don’t know, some turtles could be quite slimy. At the corner where it says turtle it should probably say tortoise, and at the “what goes here” corner you can put something like a softshell turtle.
Yeah turtle goes in that corner and them armadillo or something for 4 legs, house, no slime.
Almost… the grid is wrong, it should be tortoise… 4 legs , house, dry…
Turtle 4 legs house slimy…
What about no legs, no slime, and a house?
Bro, that’s a regular old house.
How’d you get a house with no slime?
I was first in line.
Barnacle.
Coral
Robot lawn mower
disabled hermit crab
A house.
A turtle with a cold?
Or a fungal infection
I’m more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?
Great… now I have to go fill them all in….
🤔
Would an armadillo count as 3/4 of a house?
A one-walled lean-to?
ME
Most humans don’t have more than 3 legs.
On average, we have slightly less than two, even.
I don’t wanna meet anything that is slimy and has four legs. That is pretty much how games like half-life start.
I was actually opening the comments to ask if headcrabs are slimy enough to fill this niche.
Hey look, this guy is scared of frogs!!
forgot to add “and has an exoskeleton”
