Well since I’m already short and can’t do anything about it, I guess I’m free to have as much pork, alcohol, and tattoos as I please!
Almost makes me miss /r/ketodrunk
*c/ketodrunk
This is not reddit, this is lemmy. Just wanted to remind it.
That’s why I said miss it. Believe it or not, Reddit did and still does exist. I’d like to think we’re not a cult that demands pretending that our before-lives never existed.
c/mandelaeffect
I see many people here collectively misremembering a platform called reddit and not gonna lie, I kind of also do somehow
Pork tattoos!
Nobody will go to heaven because heaven is not real.
I gotta check that place out if I’m ever in the area.
how can you tell someone anonymous online is an atheist?
they’ll let you know
That’s fallacious reasoning.
Not all religions believe in heaven.
oh so you’re religious? that surely contradicts my annoying atheists can’t shut the fuck up theory
Additionally, Atheists aren’t the ones who go door to door trying to convert people, or leave tracts in public restrooms.
Theists seem to be the ones who can’t / won’t shut up.
that’s a lot of non answer
I made no claim to anything other than the disbelief in heaven.
You’re making assumptions.
yeah the point is none of them religious people who don’t believe in heaven wrote that
My point is that you can’t say with certainty that I’m either religious or not by that statement alone.
it wasn’t by the statement alone; it was by the fact that you couldn’t help but make the statement.
Overcook chicken? Believe it or not, also no heaven
Undercook, no heaven. Overcook, undercook.
Straight to hell
Short people will not go to heaven.
Well, obviously. They can’t reach.
lol I can’t believe grown ass adults believe this shit. I’m surprised most people dont start questioning this after they learn about Santa clause.
Santa was not on the Epstein list, I promise you.
but, like trump, he knew. santa knows about all the kiddo predators, he fucking sees you while you’re sleeping and knows when you’re awake, why isn’t santa doing anything?
He’s always been just another oligarchy stooge. He works for Coca-Cola Company after all.
you get it. glad I’m not alone.
But Epstein was on Santa’s list.
well if anyone deserved a lump of coal
i don’t know, as someone who has questioned god’s existence since age 14 or so, there have been events in my life where i swear some form of providence intervened. so after reflecting on this for a year straight i think i’m a christian again because i can’t accept that this world and its happenings are one cosmic coincidence. in my mind that’s impossible.
you’re free to choose to live as you wish and i’m gonna be real the heaven/hell stuff is decidedly bullshit, at least the way modern christians interpret it. i just wanted to get it out there that we aren’t all unquestioning buffoons. i don’t subscribe to any one specific sect. i don’t go to church. i haven’t read the bible in years. i accept that i may be wrong, but i believe that having a relationship with the christian god as i understand him is what i need and have been missing for some time.
some form of providence intervened
Providence?!?! Rhode Island ?!?!?
When I got my first tattoo 30 years ago, my then mother-in-law said I’d be in prison soon enough. So far I’ve managed to be a good citizen (it seems following the law is easy), but I’ve got a plan for this to prove her right. When I’m about to go bye bye , I’m going to strip naked and run around on live TV, probably at a sporting event. That will at least get me arrested, and if I resist arrest and generally be annoying, I’m might go to prison to let the state pay for all the medical things associated with my demise. These tattoos are a bad influence. Hell awaits.
my mom said i’d go to prison if i got an electric bike and she’s right. the local prison has a bike shop as part of their programs and i bought my bike there
short people cannot reach heaven. Without a stepstool
That’s why I always carry my stilts with me, in case of an accident
tattoos will go to heaven will go heaven will go to heaven will go to heaven
You guys, I think I decrypted the secret message.
Just the tattoos though, not whoever wearing them.
tattoos eyeballs
AI doesnt appear to have gotten to the Old Testament yet.
it’s gonna be interesting when AI’s start fighting each other. Think religious wars are nasty? Wait until agentic AI starts driving automated trucks into ‘enemy’ data centers…
electricity usage’ll go down
I like that you’re looking at the positives :D
I mean it’s outta my hands so I might as well make popcorn in the fire
Did Randy Newman answer your question personally?
tfw you’ve tried to be a good lad, prosocial and overall kind to your fellow man, but God made you 1.70m
;_;
I mean … It’s not because they are short … Have you met short people? They are little demons.
Do you think the pearly gates have one of those “You must be THIS high to ride” signs outside?
Martin Short is haram
