If they had done it without provocation, the entire world would have come together to kick their butts. Nobody wants to be associated with Donnie Poopypants’ war of aggression, though, so now the Iranians can do it without repercussions.

Your mom says hi, by the way.

The solution is of course to fire more scientists.

I’m number four. I mean, I was. Those people have probably all forgotten about me by now.

Einen wunderschönen guten Morgen!

Whatever happens, I’ll never forget to charge my Wife Pro Max.

Here you go. Glad I could help.

Linux has always been more pragmatic and focused on getting stuff out that works now. BSD has always been a promise that might be better in theory but is of little practical use to most people.

Totally. Now, where would one find one of those waitresses?

You still have to pay for the ice cream, though.

You seem confused. Here is some information to get you up to speed:

Opinion poll

Election

Things were so much easier before this Darwin guy invented evolution.

It’s the biggest instance but not necessarily representative of Lemmy as a whole. There’s a lot out there, including some pretty unsavoury stuff. Lemmy.world is probably the most mainstream instance and the closest to Reddit, which lemmy was modelled on. The .ml instances tend to be authoritarian left which is often expressed by vigorous denial of any wrongdoing by the CCP, while viewing the US as the literal devil. But while these people tend to be very vocal, they don’t represent the majority here.

What about the batteries in the phone you are using? Or the gasoline that’s manufactured using cobalt-based catalysts? Do you care about the children in mines that extracted those?

I second people drinking lava. We have to clean up the gene pool any way we can.

That might make line go up more slowly.

What this place needs is obviously more car lanes.

You should find a place where nobody can see you first, though. Don’t ask me how I know

When you need to invade Poland at three but pick up the kids from pottery class at five.

Does she have an OnlyFans?