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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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    They didn’t have any abbreviations ready for that sentence

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      “So, what code do we put in for the insurance company?”

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        42069

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        4011

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          Is 4011 something real? Or am I missing something?

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        00003

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      If the chief complaint is funny/fucked up enough, we won’t abbreviate it

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      FGT SPNR STK ON PNS

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    9‽

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      I don’t have a penis, but I for one was a total idiot at age 9.

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        Not having a penis: the perfect counter to the fidgit spinner trap

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      I’m much older than 9 and stuff gets stuck on my penis all the time.

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      I dont think 15yo penises fit into fidget spinners, but Im not an expert on child genitalia.

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        I’ll ask my priest.

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      Boys start playing with their weiners as soon as their hands can start grasping stuff. It’s instinctual.

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        It’s instinctual in that all babies explore their genitals as soon as they can start willfully moving their hands, yes. It’s not just boys having a special connection to their genitalia.

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      My wife texted me the other day:

      You know that yellow slide our son carries around? Well, he started sticking his penis in it, you have to talk to him now.

      He’s 4. It’s just what boys do.

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        Not just boys. Girls explore and test boundaries with their genitals too.

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          Have a daughter also, so I know it all too well! Our focus is “It’s normal but private.” We will see how that goes.

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            That’s gonna be our approach, too with our kiddo.

            It’s a hard one to fight your own overly-conservative programming in order to teach a healthier outlook to your kids. Hard to know if you’re going too far one way or the other. So much of parenting you just don’t know if you’re doing it right until you’re done.

            Fist-bump from one internet parent to another, you’re doing a great job ✌️

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          Electric toothbrushes….

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            Never used one of those, but showerheads and bath faucets certainly

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      I wonder how my life would have changed if i had access to the internet at age 9

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      I was jerking off around that age, hadn’t ever seen any porn or anything, no need to call child protection, it was just natural for me

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    15 mins at the swimming pool is cheaper than ER

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      He might need to have his penis drained to get it out.

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        Usually I get mine out before I drain it.

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    Right foot penis, abdomen penis, back penis, fidgit spinner… still spinning!

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    The ultimate Helicopter Dick.

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    That’s why you explain what the helicopter really is…

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    he’s literally me

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    Directions unclear

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    Like it didn’t happen to everybody at some point.

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    I’ve seen some different sizes of fidget spinners, but no way is anyone that small lol

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      https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zdv5gv/how_would_you_get_a_small_cylinder_51in_length/

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    Fwizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    … But how?

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    Someone did not know that alcohol makes you soft.

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      Yeah. Lets get the 9yo drunk

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        It builds character, dammit!

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          I mean, there’s always small beer.

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        Ahahaha. Missed that detail, but it could be 19, 29, 39, 49, 59, 69…well maybe not 69+.

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