Only thing I can think of that would actually cause this is that bro is playing video games with butt toys in. We should celebrate that he is exploring the wonderful world off butt stuff but might need to have a conversation about moderation
Sync the vibration with your controller and get back to me
Clench to prone
This could legitimately get me into hardcore gaming…
Wearing your shoes while sitting cross legged on it would probably do this. In fact, I think that was the explanation on the original tweet.
I’m pretty sure this is howJD Vance’s fetish is broader than we knew previously. Gaming Chair BDSM.
Only guess is bro doesn’t wipe or shower very well and is constantly doing the itchy-butthole-wiggle in his chair.
Dude farting out chlorine gas or something wtf?
What do his pants look like???Hydrogen Sulfide can damage concrete, not sure about the chair tho
I’m pretty sure in the comment they confirmed it was from sitting cross legged with shoes on.
User error. Check.
No, anal emissions are the only expansion.
Anal leakage, also too much spicy food?
Seems probable
Whats a Bshole?
His bussy
It’s where babies come from.
Shitty gaming chairs fall apart like this. There are a lot of shitty gaming chairs. Funny, I got what I thought was a cheap-ass ikea chair and it’s still trucking along just fine.
I fucking hate my Milberget chair from Ikea. I was there a few weeks ago checking out chairs and didn’t find a single one that waw comfortible. Which one do you have?
Markus. Don’t know if they make them anymore, had it for years.
Edit: yes, they’re still made, but they’ve been changed a little and are more expensive.
Lemmiwinks has made it out, his tale is nearly through
Had to scroll way too far for a Lemmiwinks reference, especially on Lemmy.
You can say asshole on the Internet
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*Bshole
He clearly ripped out his skidmark rather than clean it
Taco bell claims another chair
That chair looks ripped up, if it was taco bell it would look more melted and/or burnt 🤔
I thought it said “his shole had teeth” and it took me awhile to both notice the B and to really be it was for censorship.
his abs-hole is his tummy-button.
It clearly means Automatic Breaking System hole
Bshole?
Yeah, you know, his bullshithole
Fair enough.
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass, true story. He bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week he did it again! Different cat, same results complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into him a week later at the mall and he’s buying another cat and I says to him Jesus, Walt, what are you doing? You know you’re just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too, why don’t you knock it off! And he says to me “Thebeardedsinglemalt, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?”
