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@Cataphract@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml • 10 months ago

Time to start an internet war!

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Time to start an internet war!

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@Cataphract@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml • 10 months ago
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  • Rhynoplaz
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    35•10 months ago

    French fries are meant to be dipped. If they have shit dumped all over them, they are no longer fries, they are potato nachos. Which is delicious, but it’s not French fries.

    • @this@sh.itjust.works
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      13•10 months ago

      According to the cube rule of food identification this is correct.

      • @OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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        3•10 months ago

        Y’know I never thought of chili cheese fries as nachos, but I do love me some chili and cheese on tortilla chips.

        • KingJalopy
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          2•10 months ago

          Frito pies ftw!

    • @linkhidalgogato@lemmy.ml
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      1 nah

      2 dudes out here gate-keeping fries

    • Iron Lynx
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      8•10 months ago

      Kapsalon is potato nachos confirmed.

      • funkajunk
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        6•10 months ago

        So it’s Donair poutine? I’ll fw it

        • Iron Lynx
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          4•10 months ago

          Döner poutine, yes, though shoarma is common as well. But yeah, it’s great.

          • funkajunk
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            3•10 months ago

            I’m from Canada, and when we say “Donair”, we are referring to what many other countries would call “döner kebab”

            • @PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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              3•10 months ago

              For clarity: donair is a specific kind of doner kebab invented in Canada, not just a local name for it.
              Canada still has other kinds of doner kebabs besides the donair.

              • funkajunk
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                4•10 months ago

                Accurate username

                • @PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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                  3•10 months ago

                  The choice was intentional 😭

      • @disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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        Or many Peruvian dishes. I’m a sucker for lomo saltado personally.

    • @ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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      3•10 months ago

      Malt vinegar is delicious on potato nachos.

      • Rhynoplaz
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        2•10 months ago

        Can’t argue with that!

    • Track_Shovel
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      They are soggy is what they are, and by extension, disgusting

      E: downvote me all you want, you snot-fry loving heathens.

  • @PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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    30•10 months ago

    Let me introduce you to poutine

    • @Raiderkev@lemmy.world
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      14•10 months ago

      Or Lomo Saltado.

    • @naun@lemmy.world
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      While we’re introducing Canadian fries to the world, everyone should also learn about Newfie fries: https://www.therecord.com/things-to-do/getting-to-the-bottom-of-newfie-fries/article_5d089bb9-2330-5bc0-bfef-62c682497853.html![](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1ae4fead-07c2-4556-9964-e5a7a72a8cf5.jpeg)

      (Photos don’t do it justice.)

    • @MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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      deleted by creator

  • @tnt1232007@lemmy.world
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    21•10 months ago

    I eat my fries no sauce. I like the taste potato with a little bit of salt in it.

    • @hakase@lemm.ee
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      4•10 months ago

      Same. Sauce ruins good fries.

  • @Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world
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    11•10 months ago

    The correct answer is chile verde and cheddar cheese. I don’t care if you need to eat it with a fork, it’s what happiness tastes like.

  • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml
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    9•10 months ago

    Fight this:

  • @Floey@lemm.ee
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    8•10 months ago

    Call me crazy but I mess my fries up and eat them with a fork.

  • @ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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    8•10 months ago

    Salt and Malt Vinegar go all over my fries.

  • Codex
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    I sort of consider dipping fries and fries with stuff on them to be two different but related species of meal, pretty much exactly like the difference between chips-and-salsa and nachos. Frychos.

    As to preferences, for dipping, spicy ketchup (mix tomato ketchup 1-for-1 with siriacha or other hot sauce); for frychos, fucking everything! Load em up: guacamole, chilli, cheese, onions, peppers, bacon, mushrooms, gravy, salsa, mustard, marshmallows, spinkles, alright alright I’m getting carried away now, you get the idea!

  • @hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7•10 months ago

    Messy fries > dipping fight me.

    • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      16•10 months ago

      I don’t want to fight you, you’re covered in condiment

    • WIZARD POPE💫
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      5•10 months ago

      If you give me a fork, sure. But if not then bugger off with them and bring me new fries with separate dip.

  • @gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world
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    7•10 months ago

    I vote for cheesy fries. I used to like malt vinegar on steak fries/potato wedges, but I can’t eat it anymore (fucking Celiac’s).

    • Psaldorn
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      5•10 months ago

      In the UK most fish and chips shop vinegar isn’t malt but tastes just like it (most people don’t even know). You can buy the same stuff online or get it from wholesalers.

      • @gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world
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        Well now I gotta find some here in the States! Thanks!

  • @MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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    I put salt on my fries. I dip them not.

  • @Maggoty@lemmy.world
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    7•10 months ago

    I drown them in malt vinegar and then dip them in tartar sauce.

    As God commands. Anything else is sacrilegious.

  • Venicone
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    5•10 months ago

    Depends on the chips/fries and what the sauce is. Sometimes I want just a wee bit to add a kick, other times I want to be face pounded by some cheesy garlic goodness

  • SolidGrue
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    5•10 months ago

    I love disco fries & poutine, but its not an everyday thing for me. (Disco fries are like an American version of poutine with beef gravy & yellow American cheese instead of cheese curds)

    I make a dipping sauce from ketchup & mayo and will variously embellish it with things like mustard/dill relish/sriracha or worcestershire/garlic/oregano/lemon juice

    I also make a “buffalo ranch seasoning” with cayenne, garlic, vinegar powder and powdered ranch dressing.

    Cheese & bacon bits with sour cream is another favorite.

    • Aviandelight
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      4•10 months ago

      I’m a basic bitch who usually sticks to honey mustard but I really like your sense of variety. They all sound really yummy.

      • SolidGrue
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        4•10 months ago

        It ain’t wrong if it makes your taste buds happy!

    • @can@sh.itjust.works
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      3•10 months ago

      yellow American cheese instead of cheese curds)

      Line kraft singles?

      • SolidGrue
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        4•10 months ago

        Sure, or melted Velveeta

        • @can@sh.itjust.works
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          4•10 months ago

          I’m not sure I’ve ever had Velveeta. If you can ever get your hands on curds though please give 'em a try.

          • SolidGrue
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            3•10 months ago

            Oh, I just make them. 😁

    • @Maggoty@lemmy.world
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      1•10 months ago

      You sound like you’d enjoy Carne Asada Fries.

  • @linkhidalgogato@lemmy.ml
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    4•10 months ago

    salt obviously but besides that cheese and bacon.

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