Large banana stuffie. Could be worse.

I have those! I had to turn the sound off because they go off when you move, and I’d scare myself silly.

My money’s on enthusiastic handshakes and cheering. Source: old movies.

I envy you.

For all intensive porpoises, we should create a care-free environment.

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While we’re introducing Canadian fries to the world, everyone should also learn about Newfie fries: https://www.therecord.com/things-to-do/getting-to-the-bottom-of-newfie-fries/article_5d089bb9-2330-5bc0-bfef-62c682497853.html

(Photos don’t do it justice.)

I don’t want him in the Ukraine, doing the same things he was doing in the US.

They wind up with a humanitarian aid camp.

HA! Mine is an acronym: not another user name.

My sensitive, eczema-prone skin say, “No.”

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I have Raynaud’s, so a hearty “Fuck no” to that.

Exact source, verbatim.

If you DM a link to your post, I can check for you. (I’m at work right n9w, but I can check in about three hours or so.)

Potato chips are the one case where it’s valid. The air pumped into the bag protects the chips from being crushed in transit.