Me doing my part to portray car dependency as deeply unpatriotic. Which it kinda unironically is.
Don’t forget that woke transit requires gasoline from FOREIGNERS to run, while patriot transit is powered by your US-grown ass.
Excellent point, brother. Always choose AMERICAN MUSCLE over COMMIE OIL.
I love this entire thread so much
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Bikes are the rides of libertarians.
No license
No registration
No taxes through gas
Just hard work and freedom!
Um…my city requires you to get a liscense for your bike.
Which city? What license?
How exactly does this work? Where do you put the license plate? Do you have pictures?
If it breaks you just fix it. No help needed (but plenty offered from libertarian socialists)
ISIS uses pickup trucks. Do you want to support ISIS?
Truck: Most likely built with WOKE, FOREIGN COMMUNIST parts
Bike: Can literally be built from reclaimed BASED, AMERICAN wood and steel
Truck: Makes you FAT, WOKE AND LIBERAL
Bike: Makes you FIT and STRONG
Truck: Fueled by COMMUNIST ARABS AND RUSSIANS
Bike: Fueled by a PATRIOTIC STEAK AND EGG BREAKFAST
Communist Arabs! 🤣 Change nothing. It’ll drive them apeshit
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“Real heroes use bikes - do you?”
I’ve heard that the name truckers have for these is “Pavement Princesses”
Well I call them cock compensators
Don’t forget about this: A (WOKE!!!) truck requires fuel which is imported from some other (WOKE!) country, a bike just requires AMERICAN (HELL YEAH!) muscle power
What could be more American than moving around in an individual unregistered vehicle powered by a quarter pounder with cheese, an apple pie and a large diet coke?
Thing is tho, in most North American cities you’re more likely to get splattered by some jackass in his toy F150 if you ride a bike. The North American city needs to be reformed and replanned before cycling can be mass adopted.
Ride with a rifle on your back. They may not see you but they’ll sniff the gun out a mile away and give you a friendly wave as they drive by leaving plenty of room.
Bicycles are the best guerilla transportation. Virtually silent, all-terrain, cheap to build, easy to repair with swappable components and simple tools. If you have a lot of cargo you can strap it on and walk beside it and carry a lot more than you would by hand. No consumables required beyond the provisions that you already need. Easily hidden and has plausible deniability if discovered. Transportation doubles as PT, and it improves battlefield endurance.
AND THE PATRIOT TRANSIT GIVES YOU BETTER LEGS RAAAAH
Use your own muscles like a manly macho man, only wimpy soyboys let the machine do all the work 😎💪🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸
Instead of repeating the 4 things on the bike side 4 times, I would separate each as its own counter to the car stuff
Where helmet
Too woke
fuck bike helmets, they’re a tool for car users to shout “WOKE ppl need this so us CARBRAIN SNOWFLAKES can be less cautious!”
Most bicycle “accidents” involve BEING DRIVEN OVER BY A CAR.
Bikes are British. Make America Great Britain again!
This issue really shouldn’t be politicized, I mean there isn’t even anything inherently political about it. It’s all just marketing.
It’s been “politicized” pretty much since affordable cars were a thing.
I’d argue that poltics even played a role in letting the original rich car owners claim the street as theirs which paved the way to make cars common and affordable.
Lemme know when you see a lifted truck rolling coal while flying a biden flag.
Everything is political.
These points are all moot if you carry a smartphone on you. Just sayin’
Love my AC luxury seat smartphone
Also, where do I get a Welfare Queen smartphone?
elaborate.
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