You can’t get off the planet just yet, pig fucker
If only he was onboard
Twitter sabotaged the rocket, they want to keep him here on Earth to pay for the acquisition like he promised
He never plans to leave, why would he? He wants you and me to pay him our life savings then go die in a shitty Martian cave.
Guys you heard it, explosion of 3bn grant program is actually not good.
Elons brain is ‘actually not good’.
Finally some good news related to Elon Musk. I was just thinking to myself the other day about how one of his toy rockets was due for a blow-up.
And this is the man who wants to open an airline with these rockets. No thanks.
That’s terrifying. Thankfully airline safety is one thing the US takes seriously.
I’m pretty sure is caught fire and exploded, not the other way around…
remember when he was at some big thing talking about the windows on a tesla (truck?) wouldn’t break and hit it with a hammer and it totally shattered? someone lost their job over that
This shit makes me laugh every time. How do you fuck up so badly? Surely they tested this ONE time before?!
