No shit, Sherlock
You shall not pass
Fabulous!
I’m good until I run out, I guess.
Oh dear.
I dont like this game
Finally, my time to shine.
I’m just confused
at least you’re decisive
HA! Mine is an acronym: not another user name.
I have no idea why situation would cause smoking weed and having sex with sharks to be a matter of life and death but I’m incredibly curious to find out
A little slimy and unconventional but I’m up for the challenge
Oh hey you could monetize this too
I wonder what Only Fans’ animal policy is
Gross.
Yours would be much better
You’d be chowing on those disgusting sweet things Montrealers call bagels.
I planned for this exact scenario
I like my odds
🎵 beeee bap bap ba da bum, bee bap bap ba da bum 🎶
Pretty sure my time would be up.
I’m more worried about innocent bystanders tbh…
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I’d say pretty fucked, one way or another.
Neonazi skinheads have plenty of idiots to grift nowadays. Plus there’s always meth. You’ll be fine.
That is totally not the direction I was going…
The cure is worse than the disease.
Either I’m a lawyer for warlocks making sure they don’t enter tricky contracts with devils, which I assume pays well, or I’m a lawyer and a warlock so will soon have my own TV show.
Matlock the Warlock.







