No shit, Sherlock
You shall not pass
Fabulous!
I’m good until I run out, I guess.
Oh dear.
I dont like this game
I’m just confused
at least you’re decisive
HA! Mine is an acronym: not another user name.
Finally, my time to shine.
I have no idea why situation would cause smoking weed and having sex with sharks to be a matter of life and death but I’m incredibly curious to find out
A little slimy and unconventional but I’m up for the challenge
Gross.
Yours would be much better
You’d be chowing on those disgusting sweet things Montrealers call bagels.
Oh hey you could monetize this too
I wonder what Only Fans’ animal policy is
I planned for this exact scenario
Pretty sure my time would be up.
I like my odds
🎵 beeee bap bap ba da bum, bee bap bap ba da bum 🎶
The cure is worse than the disease.
I’m more worried about innocent bystanders tbh…
emu war ptsd intensifies
I’d say pretty fucked, one way or another.
Neonazi skinheads have plenty of idiots to grift nowadays. Plus there’s always meth. You’ll be fine.
That is totally not the direction I was going…
Either I’m a lawyer for warlocks making sure they don’t enter tricky contracts with devils, which I assume pays well, or I’m a lawyer and a warlock so will soon have my own TV show.
Matlock the Warlock.
