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@kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 15 hours ago

Oh god

sh.itjust.works

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Oh god

sh.itjust.works

@kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 15 hours ago
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    Holy mackerel, it’s the house!

  • @GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    a nice soft blanket. not sure how much will fit but I bet when I take it out it’ll feel like taking packing out of your sinuses after an infection.

    I can BREATHE!

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    My bathroom sink… at least my bowels will be empty before it ends up inside me.

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    Water heater 😮‍💨

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    Poor cat

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    I was leaning against this when I opened the post:

  • @DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works
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    This is rather convenient, as the object to my left is a roll of toilet paper

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    I’m at the DMV, a teenaged girl is sitting next to me 😬

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    I am currently regretting my choice to sit in the garden. About 20 concrete blocks.

  • @fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee
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    entire crate of water bottles.

  • enkers
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    Hairbrush. It’d fit fine, but it’s got rubberized paint that’s coming off the handle. :/

  • @brokenlcd@feddit.it
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    What a horrible day to be working around mig welding machines.

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    Reading this on the toilet, literally it’s toilet paper

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    He's innocent!

    Oh no.

  • @Grostleton@lemm.ee
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    An ~12"x18"x1" wooden cutting board…

    I can make this work.

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