Aliens: “We have the cure for cancer.”
Humans: “Great! What is it?”
Aliens: “Just stop your cells from reproducing. That creates translation errors which can result in run-away mitosis and mutation.”
Humans: “Uh… okay, but if we’re not using cells, what should we use to form our bodies instead?”
Aliens: “Sandstone is good. Marble is better.”
Humans: “Okay, we’ll give it a shot.”
3000 years of Egyptians and Greeks perfecting the sculpture later…
Humans: “Nope. Still got cancer.”
Yep they also refuse to help white people. All these theories and shows tend to paint non European architecture as beyond the “primitive locals” so aliens.
That’a not true at all. Looks like you’ve never seen Ancient Aliens. They thought ancient white people were stupid as fuck too.
