“Flaps will just slow us down and add waste, so I had them removed. Also, don’t the Jews use flaps on their airplanes? Hmm, interesting. Also, I’ve replaced this aircraft’s navigation system with Starlink, you’re welcome.”
“Some people are saying that we’re out of fuel, there are some people on this plane who are very stupid and some I assume are smart people but it’s not true anyways, our tanks are full, filled to the brim and you know what? You’re a very nasty person for asking about the hose coming out of the fuel tank, okay? Some would say we have too much fuel, and it makes the plane heavy, you see? We have so, so much fuel. We have the best fuel, better than any fuel that anyone has ever seen and it’s of the highest quality okay? No one has more fuel than us and we’re going places with that fuel. We’re gonna go to every airport in this great nation. I love our nation’s beautiful airports and we’re gonna get to see all of them with the lovely amazing fuel that we have so much of and it’s so well guarded, our guards will always make sure no one can steal the fuel, not even me! Although if I wanted to I totally could but no one else is taking this fuel see? We have the best fuel and the best people guarding it.”
“I’ve replaced all avionic sensors with external cameras. I’m sure we’ll be able to make up for the missing information through software somehow.”
Patch coming in 2018! Promise!!
They love AI images of themselves because it makes them look like they do in thier heads, when the reality is that they look nothing like the things in that image.
Yeah at least 30lbs thinner and 10+ years younger.
Real Trump look’s fucking rough these days. His decline can’t happen fast enough though.
Elon too.
There are 2 terrorists on that plane.
Depending on the amount of people that, knowingly, board that plane, it might be way more than 2.
Sadly it’d never actually happen, because you just know that if Apartheid Pedo were actually behind the flight yoke with El Taco next to him that plane would fly straight into the ground.
Please return your seats to their full upright position and ensure your seatbelt is fastened as we begin our final approach to Epstein’s Island.
My first thought was the flag patch, then “get your hands off the fucking panel”, then “why is his knee there”
In what I assure you is a completely unrelated off-topic discussion, which is the more effective surface-to-air missile platform? The Stinger or the IGLA?
Well? Did the Twitter bots answer yes or no?
I’d be better to see engine failure
If those two were flying, any planes, I would write my will on a napkin and put it in my coat pocket or something. But then again, I don’t think I have to say crash the plane that they’ll be anything left.
