• Absurdly Stupid @lemmy.world
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    1. Don’t live in the USA.
    2. Don’t visit the USA.
    3. Under no circumstances should you live in or visit the USA.
  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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    I dislike cencoring swear words as much as average lemming. But I like this one, it’s clever.

  • PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world
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    Step 1, everyone is illegal except for the people that were already here if you wanna get technical.

    Step 2, maybe ICE shouldn’t attack us, it’s self defense from the very beginning

    Step 3, oh boy. Maybe ICE and supporters should do a better job at following those laws and not take orders from a guy with 37+ felonies.

    Food for thought unless you’re to dumb to eat

  • amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    i have a white supremacist translating device, here goes:

    1. be white, or else
    2. stop resisting! 🐽
    3. don’t leave your house if you’re not white
  • Mac@mander.xyz
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    How to avoid ICE:

    • Dont be a US citizen
    • Dont be pulling out of your driveway
    • Dont leave room and wave them by in traffic
    • Dont be friendly and tell them “I’m not mad at you”
  • count_dongulus@lemmy.world
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    “Sounds like my friends and I can show up at your door in fake ICE outfits and make your gargle on our balls. And if you refuse, we’ll beat your ass, and you won’t do anything about it.”

  • LOGIC💣@lemmy.world
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    “How to avoid I.C.E.” Notice how it doesn’t say, “How to safely get through an encounter with I.C.E.”

    It’s always interesting how much people’s specific choice of words betrays their true feelings. The only reasonable goal with ICE is to avoid them, because once you encounter them, your safety cannot be guaranteed, no matter the circumstances.

    Also, it’s quite a laugh for a Trump supporter to suggest that people should “Obey federal and state laws.” Trump doesn’t even think he should have to follow the Constitution, which is the basis upon which all of those state and federal laws can be enforced.

    They’re complaining about other people accidentally breaking a building’s windows while they’re intentionally destroying its foundation.

  • BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz
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    I have a Don’t Tread On Me sticker on my Car and I AGREE! If you DONT want ICE to Murder you just do LITERALLY EVERYTHING THEY SAY without Question EVEN if their Instructions are “ILLEGAL” or “CONFUSING”!

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      Fuck that. Your complacency, and that of those who think like you, are half the reason we’re in this place. It’s like telling a woman being beaten by her husband to just shut up and do what her husband says and he won’t hurt her. Sheep and cowards think this way.

      My apologies. I spent too long on social media today and obviously needed a break.

    • kali_fornication@lemmy.worldOP
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      i couldn’t figure out what was going on. first time the cursor got in the screenshot and i couldn’t get it out

    • 18107@aussie.zone
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      Not guaranteed to work. What if you’re off duty and they don’t believe you when you say you work with them?

      They already ignore passports, birth certificates, driver’s licences and social security cards.