I always found the shepherd metaphor questionable, on account of the reason you keep sheep is to eat them
I think it’s highly appropriate, as sheep are fleeced.
So’s your mother
What part didn’t make sense? Upon your death your soul is released. You see Jesus. You float towards him. You are eaten.
The reason we have the ten commandments is that sin makes the soul taste gamey.
A lot of Jesus’ teachings are higly questionable, and are impossible to apply unless you’re a part of a travelling cult. Mainstream Christianity only pays lip service to his moral framework and is more commited to maintaining power and prestige for its priest caste.
11 - So Paul stayed in Corinth for a year and a half, teaching them the word of God.
NIV, for those wondering what usually came next.
12 - And Billy-bob-joe-ray said “dang woke lib shit. Fake news God!” and put on his Make Bethlehem Great Again hat.
How has Jesus got a paraffin lamp?
he’s from the olden days
Semen
A man.
A plan. A canal. Panama!
Tacos
Jesus want to be careful he might get deported.
rAmen
