I read this like “tamale” and was stumped for longer than I care to admit.

Probably getting the idea from his DEI wife. Someone better tell some patriotic MAGAs to do something about it.

Imagine having a heart so weak that a little piece of fabric over your chest restricts your blood flow.

Nice, looks like they are self hosting then?

Oh shit I dead

The NYT is a right wing rag. Might as well pour sewage into your eyes, same effect as reading it.

At this rate the Antropocene is gonna be so short that it shouldn’t even be a 'cene.

These people must have been paralyzed with fear when they had to choose an email provider.

He thought he would get to live in the master’s house.

My thoughts and prayers go out to the bullets’ families.

1. Open the rich like tauntauns
2. Live inside them
3. Housing crisis solved

I am super racist against Republicans.

I’d like to fit in with this new America I’ve found myself in. What’s the best way to spread polio to these people who so desperately desire it?

Let’s embrace that stenotype life.

For less money than some gaudy gaming wireless router that you end up replacing every 3 years, you can grab a Mini PC with two NICs, a wireless access point, and install OpnSense.

Your life will be irrevocably changed for the better.

R releases all have code names that are Peanuts references, like “Bunny Wunnies Freak Out”.

I’ve heard of 5/7 but what is 13/10 from?

My partner and I missed our chance to leave in 2015. This time I’m buying a MIG welder and torch cutter.

The Matrix

The Wheel of Osheim stops for no one