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@OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

Columbine vibes

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Columbine vibes

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@OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago
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  • @fung@sh.itjust.works
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    135•1 year ago

    Is that an actual tweet of his? Lol what a dork

    • @lefaucet@slrpnk.net
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      According to msn.com and thestreet.com it’s a real tweet lol

      Such mall ninja vibes

      https://www.thestreet.com/technology/one-of-teslas-foremost-bears-issues-bold-challenge-to-ceo-musk

      • @can@sh.itjust.works
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        “I forgot to add that I am my own worst enemy by far,” Musk said. “No need for others to dig my grave when I’m doing it so well myself.”

        Rare moment of self awareness from Elon?

        • Grammaton Cleric
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          25•1 year ago

          More like legal backpedal

        • @TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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          11•1 year ago

          I don’t want to click that link. Are you joking or is that a real quote?

          • @can@sh.itjust.works
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            It’s a real quote from the article. I haven’t investigated further to verify.

            Edit: I have some bad news

      • @casmael@lemm.ee
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        29•1 year ago

        Yeah I suppose at this point it’s a mixture of unlimited wealth, unlimited cocaine, very limited self awareness and very limited imagination

        • @harry_balzac@lemmy.world
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          19•1 year ago

          I think it’s Ketamine in his case. Of course, he is using it under the strict supervision of his personal doctor, Joe Rogan.

    • @EatYouWell@lemmy.world
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      23•1 year ago

      He’s basically JP from Grandma’s Boy.

      • JJROKCZ
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        2•1 year ago

        You’re just jealous of his robot ears

    • @Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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      I need evidence. This one is too much… I’ll be back after I look around the internet.

      Edit: Wow. Just wow. I just… What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Proof (warning, it’s a Twitter link).

      • @crazyCat@sh.itjust.works
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        4•1 year ago

        Holy cringe Batman

  • @Riccosuave@lemmy.world
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    XxEdgeLord69420xX

    • @statist43@feddit.de
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      38•1 year ago

      Hey man, his son has nothing to do with this!

      • @Riccosuave@lemmy.world
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        12•1 year ago

    • @casmael@lemm.ee
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      14•1 year ago

      Man edging has a real different meaning these days huh ;)

      • Pleb
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        8•1 year ago

        Sure is more fun nowadays though

      • @SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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        1•1 year ago

        It’s always meant being on the edge

        • @casmael@lemm.ee
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          4•1 year ago

          Yeah but now it means being on the edge ;)

  • @ToeNailClippings@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

    • @Rubanski@lemm.ee
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      8•1 year ago

      Excuse me, what’s that thing about the bunkers?

      • @ToeNailClippings@lemmy.world
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        deleted by creator

        • @Rubanski@lemm.ee
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          15•1 year ago

          Elon musk is really the answer to, what happens if an incel gets the infinite money cheat

          • @SocialMediaSettler@lemmy.world
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            7•1 year ago

            Much of that government subsidies. AKA social programs for nepo / trust fund babies.

    • @LunarVoyager@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

      • @ToeNailClippings@lemmy.world
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        deleted by creator

    • @fl42v@lemmy.ml
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      1•1 year ago

      Yeah, right, ofc musk has an underground cum jar. That’s enough internet for today.

  • "no" banana
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    56•1 year ago

    Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle what a fucking cringelord

    • @SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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      peaks over graveyard fence

      “where’s mark suckaturd? Oh yeh, you got scared of him and showed everyone that you’re full of shit”

      • "no" banana
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        2•1 year ago

        I mean Facebook is kind of like a graveyard

  • @WallEx@feddit.de
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    47•1 year ago

    This meme makes a good point, he’s so fucking cringe.

    • @chooglers@lemmy.ml
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      12•1 year ago

      I’m starting to think this musk character is dare I say it, a wanker

      • @WallEx@feddit.de
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        I’m positive

  • Computerchairgeneral
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    38•1 year ago

    Every time I think Musk has written his stupidest Tweet he goes and proves me wrong. It’s honestly impressive.

    • Andy
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      22•1 year ago

      It was funny for a while, but I’d really like him to hit rock bottom. The guy has a lot of power, and this is really kinda worrying me now.

  • @Mummelpuffin@beehaw.org
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    31•1 year ago

    I know he’s said a lot of idiotic shit lately but… seriously? He actually said this? Jesus Christ. He truly has reverted into a lonely 4Chan teen.

    • @Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml
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      10•1 year ago

      All billionaires are like this when you take away the PR.

  • macniel
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    25•1 year ago

    I’m still waiting for Elmo Vs Zuck.

    • @curiosityLynx@beehaw.org
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      2•1 year ago

      Elmo already suffered enough with his mind of a child and getting bullied and gaslit by his “friends”, he doesn’t deserve having his name sullied by having it used to refer to Musk.

  • ★ 𝐑𝐮𝐢𝐤𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐏𝐫𝐮𝐬 ★
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    24•1 year ago

    Bro, he literally transformed a company and social app in his personal edgy microblog called X

    • @ReakDuck@lemmy.ml
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      He technically was forced to buy it. He first wanted to buy it but then he didn’t want it anymore after he saw how many bots there are instead of actual users afaik. There was no return in this dealership or smth.

      • @Randomocity@sh.itjust.works
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        9•1 year ago

        Not quite right, he said he wanted to buy it but really just wanted to pump the stock to sell it. Then they started forcing him to buy it so he said there were too many undisclosed bots as an excuse. When that didn’t work he was forced to buy it anyway.

      • ★ 𝐑𝐮𝐢𝐤𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐏𝐫𝐮𝐬 ★
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        2•1 year ago

        You’re right about this. Musk has two options: Pay a lot of money and receive nothing, or Pay and Buy Twitter

        But now we have X, that sounds “lfmao coolest name of all history 😱🤟🔥” in the head of Musk I guess

        Musk is not a bad guy, but his decisions were funny in many cases

        • @Mrderisant@lemm.ee
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          4•1 year ago

          No one accumulates that kind of money without being a bad guy

  • ryan213
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    23•1 year ago

    [annoying JP voice] I hate your face.

    • Riffraff
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      7•1 year ago

      My dream is to one day meet Jonah Hill so I can tell him, “I loved you in Grandma’s Boy!”

    • The Giant Korean
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      2•1 year ago

      I’m thinking about getting metal legs. It’s a risky operation, but it’ll be worth it.

  • @the_q@lemmy.world
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    21•1 year ago

    Mallninja Musk.

  • Marxism-Fennekinism
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    So if you have to be 13+ to even sign up for Twitter why would they let him be the CEO?

  • @DogPeePoo@lemm.ee
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    20•1 year ago

    Emo Musk

  • @HowMany@lemmy.ml
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    20•1 year ago

    I’ll take “THINGS A PARTICULARLY STUPID CHILD WOULD SAY” for 1,000, Alex.

  • @Yamainwitch@lemmy.world
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    19•1 year ago

    Whoa whoa whoa nearly cut myself on that edge. Seriously, I cackled so hard I frightened the cat. NWBTCW bby.

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