Teach me this secret technique, sensei

I ask all my bros to call me bro, but they usually say m’lady :(

Can’t wait for the Victor’s Secret fashion show

Yeah, it was this or the shampoo bottle label

Shhhh! The dogegoblins will hear you

Contracts with stages are very clear on expectations of how the stage should look when shoots are done.

If a production company leaves a mess, severe overages are applied and usually stage owners’ or janitors’ friends are hired at top dollar to clean up mess

Like a boss!

They all freak out when you just disappear.

TF you on? This was peak

Hehe good call, I meant for there to be a slash between gov’t and industrial.

Gov’t industrial jobs only exist in communist countries where capitalists aren’t given their god-given /s right to maximize and take profits from any industrial process.

Bet some government/industrial jobs are about to open up due to this :)

*Edit: added slash between government and industrial

'bout o say… What tf did I just order?

Ask folks what they remember about presidents Buchanan, Pierce and Johnson and you’ll get an idea of how Trump will be remembered

Don’t you dare reward this shit stain with the idea his buffoonery is some biblically significant thing

He’ll be barely remembered as a grave mistake that severely kneecapped the US and killed millions in the process

WRONG! It’s to makes us think more about things that ain’t real and are beyond yas control and less about how you’s getting screwed by the billionaires and how you got leverage against them

Ain’t nothin so alpha as being you despite what thems think

Hell yes! Imagine how much snow can be cleared and potholes can be filled with that “consulting” money

You know I’ll accept Everytime :)

It’s like the bastards in Washington are trying to make the next generation of terrorists.

Growing up seeing your community relentlessly bombed can’t lead to thinking kindly towards those responsible.

Call your representatives again. Tell them they’re creating future atrocities for your kids. Because they absolutely are

Because the Republican party has become the party of rich psychopaths