I always forget about my naval. When I was younger I would never wash behind my ears.
Bottom of my feet. I’m really klutzy and the slippery floor is already a bit of a hazard for me without adding soap to the mix.
I assume they are washed by gravity.
They do make none slip bathmats you can use in the tub to reduce the chances of slipping
I shove my foot into bottom edge of the bath and lean my hip against the wall bending my body. Lift one foot and scratch the fuck out of it with my fingernails. Switch and repeat.
This doesn’t work if your shower isn’t in a bath.
Eye ball
Which one?
Third
My legs, the shower is small and I am tall so it’s a lot of work to actually soap them up properly. Usually I only bother maybe every second or third shower.
I use a very small plastic stool I stole from my daughter when her toddler outgrew it. Absolute game changer for washing legs. My wife loves it too for shaving her legs.
You mean put a foot on it I guess. At first I imagined you crouching down on it
My skin. Depression sucks.
Sometimes I tell myself I’m gonna get in, soap up, rinse, get out, two minutes tops.
Then I’m just standing there in the hot water ten minutes later. Knowing l’ll be late for work if I don’t move. And just standing there, trying to somehow soak up enough heat to internalize the comfort and make it mine.
But it’s not mine.
Maybe you could switch to evening showers?
Pros: luxuriate in there as long as you want, feel comforted, more sleeping in.
Cons: idk, I love an evening shower. Drying your hair before bed I guess?
Also Pro: The bed stays clean longer
What if I like the smell of my own man-musky bed?
I just slap on a hair wrap and let the hair dry by itself.
My building has unlimited hot water…
You forget your naval and I forget my soldiers
No soldier left behind.
I never fail to take care of my little soldier in the shower
Here’s a lil Head & Soldiers™ for ya!
Thanks for the laugh
Anything for you 😘
Has to be my back. It’s hard to reach even with a back brush because of degenerative issues in my shoulder joints. I tried one of those scrubbers with the two ropes, but it’s hard to control. Need a bigger shower so my wife can wash it for me…and get my back while she’s at it!
mount the backbrush to one of the walls then scrub your back against it like a bear 😁😂
Dunno if this is good or bad for you. But I recently switched shower gel and decided to properly scrub my back. BOOM! 2 days later my back is filled with acne. I bust about a dozen spots that are now large craters in my back.
I never had that problem when I just let it handle itself while using bar-soap.
Legs and feet - I assume they get clean enough by the running water.
Same. The only time my legs and feet get scrubbed is in the bath. It’s just too awkward to balance in the shower. If I suffered from stinky feet, I’d do it, but I don’t, so I don’t.
My heart 💔
I never wash my eyeballs, it really stings so I avoid it.
EDIT: typo
I am not a doctor, but you should see one because that should not sting.
That’s weird, I thought it stings for everyone
Is there any discolouration?
I don’t thinks so, they were always kind of blue
Aha. Classic case of blue balls. You should paint it Red to offset the issue.
behind my ears! I have to continuously remind myself to do it. just keep forgetting to do it for some reason.
A thanatologist once told me that lots of people don’t wash behind their ears properly.
I heard from secondary school at some point that it’s usually the dirtiest part of the body
But I don’t want to get my hair wet.
Inside my mouth. I mostly wash the outside of my body.
mostly?
I like to soak hot (non-pressurized) water into my ears, and then let the now-molten earwax flow out once I straighten up.
I also don’t own a bidet, so I use the shower telephone to powerwash my asshole. If I happen to fart during that process, well, call it the poor man’s enema.
That’s why you get a bidet! With a bit more pressure they work like an enema. Just relax, fill up, purge, repeat. It’s great to combat mild constipation. Prevents butt slime - when you go and the last bit of poop refuses to come out, then slowly leaks out as you walk around.
There are cheap $20 ones that work fine. That area of your body isn’t particularly sensitive to cold water.
Back of my neck! I always have a shower cap on on non shampoo days and I usually miss my neck.
Non shampoo days?
My legs and my feet, to be fair i mostly focus on my armpits and private parts
Legs in particular get a lot less attention from me in the winter as mine tend to dry out and become itchy even with moisturization.
Feet
The inside
Not always though…
Not so much cleaned … but thoroughly conditioned
